Friendship

Talk about Primary School Friends, it has a minor relation with today's post actually...

Friends or Friendship that is, a word which has so many define or undefined meaning in it... It is all up to an individual's perspective....


Quantity and Quality, which ever side you are standing, both have equal importance in anyone's life...

Quantity means that you have alot of friends, every where you go you'll be sure to bum into some friends, whether they are close to you or jus some hi bye friends... This is good as in friends are the ones that "supply" or offer you with Kang Tao in life... Some find it troublesome to have so many of them, some call it a LIFE... In my opinion, these people who have alot of friends, I consider them very socializing ... A very good example is my friend here Leumao (You know what I mean)..

Quality means very very close friend of yours, he is the one that understands you, knows you well and you spend most of the time together hanging out... It's not easy to find some quality friends because in life especially adults, people wear a mask everyday and you won't know their true faces until the day you fall..... You be the judge k..

Hence this generate a question from my mind, how do you categorize the "age" of a friendship, is he a quality or a quantity friend of yours??

Lets say you know this person for so many years or since very young age... You both grow up together, both know each other's capability and flaws so well...

Next thing you'll know is that another person showed up and you both became friends too, after knowing him for one year, you might just start comparing this new guy with that friend you have been with for 30 years...

What does it take to be your BestFriend?? How does it feel to have a childhood friend growing up together, doing everything together as if they are blood brother??

I never had this kind of feeling for such a long time now... Every friend I know is like a train, they stop and they go... Perhaps its my personality or what??


I know how harsh and mean a friendship could be.... Based on stories of others and my own experience.... This leads to a proverb


Today we might be best friend, but tomorrow we might be deadliest enemy....


Credits to Free Expression Ephore for these amazing pics...

Primary School Days

JerryKiat ~ The Master Of Balls~


During lecture class, I love to daydream.... Even though my body is present in class, but my mind always wonder off somewhere far far away.... Thinking those unnecessary stuffs and imagine those stupid things...


So today, this thing suddenly came across my mind again... I've always been thinking of this but never had a solution yet... Which is about my Primary School Friends....

Flashing back into the past (No, Keen Yee I'm not getting old Yet!!), thinking how nice it feels to be young again.... So cute and so innocent at that time...



I used to wear an uniform similar like this boy here... A white T-shirt with a short dark blue pants, displaying my sexy legs... And a pair of white socks and shoes... This boy is not me!!!!!

Small sized body, big sized bag, with every subject's textbook inside... It's like a tradition where the older you gets, the smaller the bag goes... Just like I'm studying in University now, all I bring to class is a small pencilbox and my water tumbler....


Like I mentioned just now, cute, innocent plus one more thing "Shameless"... What could we possibly know at the age of 7-12 right??



Back then my school's male toilet is a drain type instead of bowl where everyone pee at their own spot, female have their own toilet rooms as usual... So the best moment of primary school is usually after recess time, where everyone will go to toilet to release everything before the next class starts....

We were still young so we all have our own creative way of taking our ding-dong out... And since we were wearing short pants, most would choose the easy way, which is to pull the left or right side of the pants up and take the bird out from either side of the leg... Instead of unzip and take IT out from the underwear... So, everyone's bird is very visible at that time, even the balls can be seen clearly(big or small)... It's like all you can eat buffet.... (Please note that I'm not gay at that time, I'm still straight as hell ok!!) I always smile whenever those moments come into my mind....



Those were the days right... But now, I've lost contact with almost all of them :(

My Blog's Brand

Don't get me wrong k, this brand here doesn't mean the Brand (名牌） which I talked about the other day... It is a blog logo or a blog quotation which you installed it in your blog... Few days ago when I hang out with TZ, he mentioned this to me...

TZ : Jerry, have you ever consider coming up with your very own blog's brand??
Jerry : What do you mean?"
TZ : Very simple, it's like your own logo, something similar like mine "5 elements of my life"
Jerry : Oooooooo I see........


When I think about it, he's got a point there.. I mean it looks like everyone got their own blog's brand.. A few examples~~~ Takashi aka "I am who I am" , Danny the "Big Mouth" ops should be "GaGa" now... Leumao currently with "L2 Evolution" But I don't have one "JerryKiat" here is my name not my logo...


Seriously, I'm so sick of people calling me JerryKiat the 3 balls zzzz, it sound so Salah!!!!


So now I want to have my own Blog's Brand, I wanna come up with something more proper.... Jerry "something something" instead of JerryKiat JerryKiat..... But I don't have any ideas yet hmmmm.... I got a few duno whether nice anot...

1) Jerry the Joker....

2) Jerry "My Attitude, My Style"

3) Jerry - Monkey Boy...

4) Jerry the Mouse " Body small, Big Brain!!"


Ahh...... So weird so weird, what do you guys think?? Which one is good?? Or do you guys have any better ideas??

Wraps Up The Mood

Finally, my break is coming to an end.... Been back to KL since 12th of September, today is the 27th already, only to realize that I've enjoyed myself for more than 2 weeks....

If you asked me, how was my holiday... I would say, by far this is the most fruitful one because I spent most of my time playing around and meeting other bloggers or non-bloggers...


Another 24 hours exactly before I depart back to Johor....


My mood is exactly like this guy here, laze there feeling moody and doesn't feel like doing anything at all.... Too much of entertainment I guess, until my Lazy Worms inside has conquered most of me...

For the past 12 hours I've been struggling though, I only can come up with things to look forward to counter my dilemma...

1) 1 more month of lecture before I end my semester... Follow by Finals...... Time to buck up...

2) My very own Golden Key celebration, still blank for now, but I'll come up with something when I go back to ShitHole....



May be that is all for now... Since pleasure moments always fly ~~ torture moments always crawl


I think I'll just go and molest my brother a few times before I go back tomorrow, that should ease my feeling


Let the new Chapter begins....

Revenge of the Psycho

Thought I would have a peaceful weekend before I go back to ShitHole... Our family is so ever peaceful and we'll never know that danger is always just around the corner.... 5 months ago I shared with you all about my Lesbian-Friend with her love life incident... After an arguement and all we thought it was over....

Not until today... When I meet up with my friend... She looked even worse than me... Immediately I opened my mouth and said "Gosh, what happened to you, staying up late again?? You looked really horrible... !! "




She said " You should see what happened to my car"

I went out and have a look, Oh my fucking goodness.... Her Wira was scratch devilishly!! From the side mirrors all the way to the bumper, both left and right side... A very deep and powerful type of scratch... I can't grab any pics because my camera sucks, but seriously it is badly damaged....

I asked her, "Who did this??" ; "Who else, she's back again, that pyscho lady" She replied
She was parking her car at Mid Valley, when she went off and return to her car few hours later, only then she found out her car is in such a mess....







What the hell man, I was so stunned... I can't believe that even after so long, she's still seeking for revenge...

So dangerous to "once" be with this kind of person, now my friend had soaked herself into a pool of shit, which not only stains but smells so bad even after showering for months.... No wonder she looked dead and dumbfounded...


I really duno what words I could use to describe these kind of people...


I wished I could helped her, but I can't... What can I do??

Branded VS Unbranded

Fortune Teller once said that I'm a guy who earns 100%, spent 120% , very true indeed... Just have a look back at my monthly expenses it will tell you guys alot about it...

You don't have to tell me what I'll become in the future, even at this current age before I step into the working society.. I already have kind of this mindset whereby--- "Before my salary is out by the end of the month, I already plan what I will buy with that money, instead of planning how to save the money up" Teruk right??

When I'm young, Brands doesn't matter to me as long as I have enough to eat, wear and sleep... So most of the time, all my clothings and other stuffs were mostly from Pasar Malam (Rm 10 per piece of cloths and Rm 20 for a jeans)....



As I grew older, Pasar Malam stuffs slowly fade off from my mind... Isit because when a person grows older, his mind will start to change towards Branded stuffs than the Cheap ones??

It started off with a wallet, then my watch... Slowly it moves on to underwear and cloths... Not very Classy ones like DKNY, QuickSilver, Guess or other stuffs... Currently with some cheap class ones like Giordano, Padini, those which I'm still affordable now....

I don't know how I'm catching up with this branding habit, isit because of trend or what?? As far as I can tell my mom is not an a Branded person (May be she used to be I don't know)...





When I'm wearing Branded stuffs on me during hang outs, somehow I'll feel more confident with myself... At least people won't look down on me... (I hate it when people look down on me)...

The only thing that is stopping me is money... Can these Brand materials be one of the main factor that motivates a person to earn more money?? (This question I'll leave it to the working guys)


Personally I don't think I'm the only one having this Branded mind... Listen, this "Brand issue" doesn't mean that you have to be update with the fashion l.. It's just that, you want those Brand names on you...


So, are you a Branded person or Unbranded person?? What do you guys think??

Growing Sideways

Last week I started going to gym, after that Torn Muscle incident, I've been visiting gym quite a couple of times after that... Cause I wanna have a body that looked like an adult at least...

After getting some proper guidance from those professionals, they say that I need to grow fat first before I start cutting or resizing my body.... I wanna use natural fat instead of relying on protein, so I guess eating more would do the trick...

I'm a "hard to fat, easy to thin" guy.... But whenever I grow fat, I don't grow evenly... The fat only concentrated on one part, the tummy....




The image above is not me, but that tummy is very similar like mine.... Stomach is above our belly button and tummy is just below it.. You can see the arrow pointing there...

It doesn't look nice at all, cause whenever I sit down... There's like an extra layer of meat there very hideous lo...

Isit because of genetic problem?? Where all the males in my family have this kind of tummy, especially my uncles.... All at least 4 months old....

I want 6 packs, at least the shape la....



Something like that... When I was young around 15, that time very hardworking everyday do sit up, probably overstress my body till I stopped growing tall...

At the age of 17, stopped doing already... So body muscle become 6 in 1, 1 round muscle....


Anyway, do you guys have any idea to help me so that my body size will grow evenly?? So that the fat won't concentrate on the tummy part only....

Praise Me or Thrash Me

I did mention that I'm a jack of all trade before... Hence everything that I do will be up till at least a certain standard before I reach my peak...


Yesterday I talked about discovering the Real Faces behind the screen... Today I'm gonna share something about my "attitude", one really weird attitude...


How does it feel when someone praises you?? (Felt sky high and proud at the same time, of course either you be humble or you take it like a man)

How does it feel when someone thrashes you?? (Felt like you are being challenge, things that you do aren't appreciated and thinking of doing even better to prove him/her WRONG!!!)




Well, that's just the basic emotions every individual will feel when they got praised or thrashed.... When people praises you, they expect you to maintain or do better than what you are doing, meaning keep up the good work.... But for my case, if you praise me... Instead of getting better, my performance will drop, drop till I don't even have that sense of direction anymore.. I wonder why, I only know when people praise me like "Wa, Kiat why you so smart one...~~~" , that's it la ; the next time results will be even worse than the current one...


The contrary side, if you thrash or scold me, I'll be motivated and felt a kind of challenge from that speaker itself... This reminds me of spankings and SM in sex, the harder you spank the higher and louder they get haha!!

Every words which are not sweet to digest will stuck in my head (not stomach), then will run over and over again till I can figure a way how to fight back, to do better than the speaker himself... May be he's trying to provoke me ; and if he's successful, I can only blame myself for having a low EQ... It doesn't matter, at least I'll improve till I reach a stage where he can shut his mouth forever....




It's like the reverse psychology concept in Counseling, so weird... Also, not everyone have this kind of personality, some need to be praised to improve even better, but they just can't get anyone to spill out the right words for them... Kesian


So now you know, I'm more to a thrash type (Hey I'm not rubbish k)... It feels good to work towards the way of getting praised by others, that sense of satisfaction in the end can only be described by one word-- sugarlicious....


So what type of person are you?? Praising type, or the Thrash type??


Please note that this attitude does not apply to all situations... So after reading this, please don't donate in my donation box saying "Jerry, your blog is a piece of thrash, mine is even better than yours" to try and provoke me ... It is futile

Faces Behind The Screen

When I first came into blog spot, the only thing that comes into my mind is earning some extra income through ads like Nuffnang, Adsense and others.. That was basically inspired by Ivan Gor half a year ago~~ But after weeks and months of blogging, somehow this writing grandfather stories has become my daily habit, I'll feel uneasy if I don't update after 24 hours.... Because I know, people are reading this and some are helping me to spread my love essence around :P


Some of you has been following this blog for a long time, some are new... If you read back some of my old entries, you could see that I'm a very tak tahu malu guy plus some of the things could be very personal as well... I write it with my own feelings so others could know how I feel as well...




All this while I thought blogging is all about writing stories for others to read... To increase your traffic, you'll just have to drop comments in other blogs, then they'll do the same too.... That's where it all begin too...

Faces behind the screen, as you are reading this, do you think you can figure out what kind of person I am?? How do I really look like?? All the things I share with you all, isit real or I'm jus another "blow water" kaki??

Because Twinkle always say this "Please remember that BLOGS are mere illusions and you will be surprised that the real personality self of the bloggers are so different."

I've read other gay blogs too, sometimes curiosity kills me if that blogger has alot followers but didn't put his real picture.. At times I do want to hang out with other bloggers, to learn more stuffs from them, to meet new friends... It all started off with Msn, Facebook and stuffs like that...




So I thought blogging is just for earning money, I was so wrong... Until I've actually met them myself, comparing them with their blogs to see whether their wisdom matches or not... It was fun, real fun... Fun till you won't even notice that they have dropped a few invincible dollars in your pocket...


To meet other bloggers, all you need to do is be active instead of passive, chat with them, eventually you'll meet each other.. To look at their real faces behind the screen, well that's just one things la, the main one is to be friends.... Hey, don't go asking all bloggers out after reading my post k?? I won't be responsible if you got raped and I'll be in deep troublesome if other bloggers start asking me questions.. LOL


What's the real me if you asked?? Erm lets see, the picture is definitely real... But in real life, I could be a guy with face full of PIMPLES!!!! Or a guy with the Rapist look, I could be dangerous!!! MUAHAHAHA , yet another Illusion~~~


Signing out JerryKiat :D

Curiosity Kills The Mouse

Kiat oh kiat, you got so many korkor didi, how do you expect to know which one is your "pet" brother?? Ok ok fine, you want it you have it... There you go, this is the one~~~~, to clear confusions....

Pic quality sucks cause I forced him to camwhore with me!!! I'm pressing his shoulder down hard "COME HERE U LITTLE PIECE OF!!" , see he almost cried....

Back to today's topic, what'd you say?? Curiosity kills the mouse?? Hey Jerry that doesn't sound so right... Isn't it suppose to be Curiosity Kills the Cat instead of mouse?? The answer is really simple, cause I'm Jerry and Jerry is a name of a mouse... So statement above in another way means, curiosity kills Jerry...

Not only kids are filled with curiosity, even at this age 21 (me), I'm still full of it... And it always kills me if I manage to kill any of my curiosity....


I'll give you a very simple example, Spiderman is a human too... So a human usually gets annoyed by mosquitoes... Out of curiosity one day Spiderman decided to try how effective is Ridsects in killing those insects.. So he buy one and spray his whole room.... Minutes later he suffocates and died.. Why??? Because he forgotten he himself is an insect too LOL!!!... "Spider"

I have plenty of curiosity I wished to kill.... Like going to a gay club, a gay massage, how does it feel to actually see a guy masturbating in a steam room and me joining him... The list goes on.... Not up to anything good as usual


Certainly they are not an easy task that's why they are called curiosity... Each time I kill any of the curiosity above, the effect of the curiosity will kill me back too, whether in a good way or a bad way... Jus like the Spiderman above...

Still don't get it?? Ok, I give you my personal curiosity example....

How does drug taste like?? Aren't you guys curious?? Why people will get so addicted into drugs??

You get what I mean??

All these curiosity is like a "to-do-list" in my life, everything have to try at least once... Just like some people searching throughout the world for delicious food..

After trying, the consequences is all up to me, whether to step in further or to pull my leg out... Doing this not only increases my experience, it increases my awareness too... I tried, I know, I can choose to counter it....

Some curiosity are really hard to kill cause there are alot constraints like Money and so on...

So do you guys have your "killing curiosity" moments ?? Do donate it to me k :D

Steam Room Experience

They say that steam room is one of the best way to see any hunky guy in action... Whether naked or live action, so interesting till I have to actually get down there myself to MAKE SURE the info is legit... People like Paul J would have got sick and bored of it Lol....


Well recently I have couple of experience going to the Gym's steam room.... Not only I don't get to see any naked hunk-------.. Ok, not even naked guy what more live action....




Today I went again because tak puas (Not satisfy with what I "harvested" from last time)... So this time, I went there with a slightly better timing and date...

Hey guess what, it's not that bad after all... Though there are couple of old men, I see some twinks as well...

People that go into the steam room, are usually wet Plus in their sexy undies... Renoma, Cotton type which can see through the butt line (Sexy)...




When I was in the room when them, I'm using a big towel to cover my ding-dong and face at the same time... While covering my face and head face down (How can I be this innocent??) , I actually leave a hole in the middle of my eyes to peak at the twink's ding-dong...


Lol!!! I'm such a pervert!!!


Do share your steam room experience to me!!! I'm so interested to know man...~~~

Single or Double

I find that sometimes I'm putting myself in such a dilemma... Feelings jumble up and it feels very weird...

Sometimes I prefer to be single because of the freedom, I don't have to worry about the other half, I am more flexible to do anything I want because I'm not being controlled.. Not bound to mix with any friends I want... Being in love is really troublesome at times...




Then again, after being single for a long time, feels like part of me is missing.. When I'm lonely, I can only face the 4 walls in my room instead of a partner beside me to hug him, smell him, kiss him... It felt wonderful flashing back those memories...


What do you think guys, do you prefer to be single or double (Couple)?



PS : I didn't mean I want a partner now, don't get me wrong....
PPS : Time constraint, so today's post is a little short.. Bye guys

Fortune Tellings

I've been having alot questions about the brother in my previous post... Whether that brother is my real blood brother.. No he's not, just an adopted one (I don't remember which post I wrote something about him, I only manage to find this ).. In PLU relation, if 2 guys can't be a couple, it's very common for them to be "brothers" instead, like gor gor didi this kind of things, close enough but not that close in a way.....

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They say that a religious person is also a superstitious person.... But a superstitious person might not be a religious person.... What do you guys think about this??

Superstitious is a broad spectrum itself (LoL I learn new vocab from you Anton), like believing in ghost, something that is not scientifically proven... It's just a believe, whether you choose to believe or not is totally up to any individual...

This is not Anton with his crystal ball..

Today's entry is about Fortune Tellings...


A Fortune Teller does a lot of things, they read your personality, calculate your journey and challenges ahead, at what age you'll probably die, tells you what you should do and should not do in the future and many other information which you might need... This kind of Fortune Telling is for long term, probably 20-50 years years ahead...


They can be "fairly accurate" at times.. And how do they calculate it?? It can be base on your palm lines, base on your date of birth which is mostly used by Fortune Teller, or by checking your pulse....


When I was very young (kid), my mom with some of my relatives, purposely drive all the way down to Raub to seek a Fortune Teller to calculate my Fortune... Everything said is even being recorded into a cassette tape... It calculates my life up to 70 years old, and my mom always playback that tape and got herself worried because at the age of 17, it says I'm gonna be good or be bad like Laughing Gor... But she has the answer now since I'm already 21.....




Another way of Fortune telling is by horoscope... Where you can see it through the net or newspaper, everywhere.. Something like Scorpio is a great kisser and a great blow jobber whatever man... I think most people do read their own horoscope and believe what it is written.... But horoscope readings are usually short term based like this year, this month, or this day.... It is more realistic....


Don't get me wrong guys, today I'm not promoting about Fortune Teller/Tellings or Horoscope...



Personally, I'm not really into all these sort of stuffs, actually I'm kinda sick of it because too much information is leaked about my own future... What I will become, what I will do and all sorts.... I felt as if my path is already written out, destined and fixed... Why does it have to be this way??




Or if you look it at another angle, since I already know my future, why must I follow?? A fortune teller says that you're gonna be rich or poor in the future, what are you gonna do, what will you do??

Some people use this Fortune Tellings as an "advantage" to avoid upcoming mistakes, to make sure they have a smooth life ahead...

I'm not saying I don't believe in all these stuffs, the last Fortune Tellings I have is the one my mom made back then in Raub, ever since then I never wanted my life to be Fortune out anymore because I don't want to know what my future holds.. Whether I'm gonna be a poor or a rich is all up to my decision and each path that i'm taking now...


Because every step I take, I'm making history and changing my own future...


So what do you guys think?? I would love to hear opinions from you all... Peace :D

Confession to my Little Brother

After my recent incident whereby my brother accidentally saw my collection of naked boys pic... He's been acting kinda reluctant about it, means pretend he didn't see it...

But not for me because I do very mind about that..After I went back to ShitHole, I've been writing and practicing a script... A script on how to open up to him when I'm back to KL for this holiday, yea now is the time.....


For almost 2 years now, everytime he's the first one I see when I come back to KL, so in a way, I felt that he's very close to me and if I keep hiding this from him, I feel dam uncomfortable....





Yesterday he's playing over at my house again, Yes this is it, this is the time!! While he's playing the com, I'm repeating the script to make sure I memorize it well, walking left and right feeling very anxious.... In my mind kept thinking "What kind of respond will he give me later?? "


After he's done with the com, he stood up... I took his hands and push him onto the bed, put my arms around him, cuddling him... And from here I started my speech....

"Di, I got 3 things I wan to tell you, I'll let you go after I'm done....

One, I know why you don't wanna overnight my house for the past few months... Because you are afraid that I hug you during bedtime which is what I'm currently doing.... Yes?? (He denied)

Two, The reason I'm doing and telling you this is because I trust you.... And since I've known you for so long, I don't wan any misunderstandings to come in between us... Not at least for now...

Last, About the pics you saw last time, they are all mine.... The truth is I'm..... I'm......... I'm................................. "



Until the very last word, my mouth stuck and felt as if 100 tons of gold in my mouth.... I just can't say it until my brother continued it for me ..."Homosexual right???" Instead of using the term "Gay" he used homosexual...

I nodded my head...

He continued : " Ceh, like that only isit, homosexual only ma.... Guys like guys, girls like girls... Very common lo.... You are homosexual nvm one, as long as I'm not, then ok lo...."


I'm Speechless~~~


Credits to Free Expression Exphore for these pics...

Torn Muscles

Back then I went to California Fitness for the first time with Twinkle... Thanks to him, I get to experience the feeling of exercising together with other people (male or female).... Actually that time part of the reason was only to meet him..

After I venture around the blogosphere and some bloggers mentioned that they have gay moments in Gym Sauna or Steam Room... That makes me feel like wanna go back to Gym again Lol ....

Last night, my friend told me he was going to gym, Fitness First.. So in my mind I was like "Yes, can see Naked Guys.." and I ask him whether I could tag along... He agreed since he has a Guest ticket..




Upon arrival, I look through all the guys over there... Then I look in the mirror.. Oh my god, I'm the smallest sized over there... Every average adult, their arm shape is so solid and they are very strong too... I'm beginning to feel so small already after that...

After changing in locker room, for the first time I wanted to work out my body size... Then I asked my friend to guide me throughout our time there...

12 times for 3 laps, go around the machines and other techniques...





The weight I carry is 3 times lighter than those guys there... Plus I'm trembling while lifting some of the weight cause I'm really weak... Demotivated in this sense, lucky my friend forced me to do it... At a point where I'm really out of strength to lift it anymore, he assist me to carry it...

He trained my biceps, chest, shoulder, arm, abdomen, muscle and others.... All these trainings, compare with basketball... I just don't know how to explain that huge gap in between....

After all the trainings, I don't even have the mood to look at guys anymore.. Flatten out already.... This morning I when I wake up, I felt the effect of yesterday's strict training, feels dammm good...



Now in my mind, Gym is not only a place for me to see naked guys... But also gonna be a place where I build up myself in the future....



If success then how would I look like hmmm? Short and Tough, Fit?? Jerry wonders~~~

Mouth - Curse the Nature?

Mouth can be a very dangerous thing.... How dangerous can it be?? Hypnotize, Cursing, Persuading, Convincing....

It's like the root of all evils, where everything starts from a mouth...

To go through all these it's gonna take a hundred pages, so today I'm just gonna go on a smalllll little part of Curse.. Which is Curse of the Nature...

Somehow this is like a continuation of yesterday's post (Rain), where it is also one of the Nature Element (Water)

Don worry it's not mouth topic season, just for today only cause Evann somehow "inspired" me in this entry....



When I say Nature, it could be Wind, Rain, Thunder, Sun, and the Earth, 5 types of element....

Question for today is, have any of these Nature made you so mad until you start to bad mouth and curse it?? Like how you curse somebody's ancestors when they make you so mad...

Yeap, feels good doesn't it throwing out all the words without thinking of the consequences....

I do used to curse alot.
Because of lighting, my internet connection turns out so bad....
Because of Sun, it makes us so hot and burns our skin....

Well if you are similar to me back then, may be I should give you some stories to reduce the cursing if you think the consequences is No big deal at all....





Case 1

When lighting strikes, my Internet connection turns awful, so I'll start to curse it without thinking of the consequences... Few minutes later, lighting hit hard and next thing is I can't online for a few days.. Why?? Because the lighting strikes my modem....

Case 2

A mom's friend of mine was sweeping the floor outside the house... After she had swept it, wind blow until the dust flew all over and she had to sweep everything again... So she started cursing AGAIN without thinking.... The next day, she found her lips turning sideways towards her ears... And she has to go to Bomoh to seek for forgiveness...

Case 3

My friend washed his cloths and wanted to dry it outside... Moments later the sky rained, he started fucking around asking why don't rain before instead of rain after... The following few times he wanted to dry his cloths, the same thing happened over and over again consecutively for 1 week....



Well, I could go on and on, but I think you get the idea here right.... So, do you get the advice for today??


Yes correct, don't curse out loud... Curse in your heart or in your mind can de... LOL, I'm just kidding, but I'm serious...


Credits to Free Expression Ephore for these amazing pics...

Rain

No, today's entry is not about this RAIN.... It's the original Rain (Hujan, 下雨)....


What is the first thing that will go into your mind when rain starts pouring??

1) Time to get wet!!!
2) Time to go to sleep!!
3) Time to do some exercise... (Masturbate, sex~~)
4) Time to stay at home because of traffic jam....
5) Time to find an umbrella~~~
6) Time to catch a breeze....


I was born in Kota Bahru (Gua Musang), somewhere in Kelantan... I stayed at KL since the age of 4. So Gua Musang is my hometown and as I grew older, I rarely go back anymore due to no-friends and I'm so used to my KL lifestyle.... Too comfortable here...

Back then those days when I live in those kampung lifestyle, children there have alot of ideas to define the word "fun", meaning anything as long as it is fun can be played....



Rain is one of the thing we loved to play during young time... Whenever it starts to rain, me and a couple other boys would take off our shirts and play under the rain on an open ground... Sliding, football, basketball, swimming and play stripping are amongst those thing that is compatible with rain.... The bigger the downpour, the more fun it gets...

(This game is only applicable to kampung and kids.... If you're a teen or an adult and you're trying anything kinky like this in Kuala Lumpur, people will think that you're nuts...)

So as I grew older, I rarely go back anymore, those kampung lifestyle were slowly extracted out of my mind... Replacing them with computers, PS (Play Station) and self service (Dirty) to fill up my time...

Yes, base on my survey, most people love to have sex or masturbate when it rains because of the cooling weather.... After sex, straight away to go sleep...




From time to time, whenever it rains, I always flashback myself back to those childhood moments... Not to say I wan to go back in time, just that those are unforgettable memories....

Now, whenever there's a heavy downpour, usually I'll find a dry place to sit down and stare at the rain... Catching the wind as it blows on my face, breathing in the smelly tar heat that erupts from the ground, relaxing my mind and sooth my temper, with a cigarette on my hand... Ah I feel young once again...

Today is boring Sunday, and because of this rain, it makes my day a calming boring one :D


So guys, what is the first thing that usually come into your mind when it rains?

And what do you usually do when raining??

To Change or To Remain

Phew, everything went on smoothly... At least I don't hand in a blank paper for all the tests...

Finally I'm able to grab a 2 weeks break before I continue my final section of this sem (3 more weeks to go)...

Thanks for the respond for yesterday's post guys.... Appreciate them alot...

So it's time to head back to KL now and I just finished packing my stuffs **tired**...

After taking a serious consideration whether to change or not to change plus the advices you all had given me...

I have decided to REMAIN with jerrykiat!!!!!

Fuck what others have to say Lol....

See you all in KL... Cheers *_*

My PLU Circle

Thanks for the respond from you guys last night... Obviously many chose Active over Passive, so if you think you are a Passive guy, you should know what to do... (2 down, 2 more to go....)

A straight guy defines homo as gay instead of lesbian most of the time...
A gay usually call himself PLU (People Like Us)...

Ah nvm that... I have many different sections in my life, I call them circles... I have my straight-life in ShitHole, and I have my gay life in this blog or when I'm at KL...

So to sum it up, I have Study Circle and Blog Circle...



When someone steps into any of this circle, means they already knew that I'm gay and they will know the other side of my life indirectly... I give you a very simple example...


"When I'm at ShitHole, I'm suppose to be in my Study Circle (Uni life), but somehow one of my girlfriend (Ling) accidentally stepped into my Gay Circle by entering this blog... From there on, things aren't the same anymore... The way we look at each other, the way we communicate and many other things changed just because she entered my circle.." Well just an example, I just want you guys to get the idea...

So what's the problem here??

The only thing is that I don't wan them to step into my Gay Circle... Mainly because of image and gossipers, I might never know what will happen if too many people know.. I'm so not prepared to combine these 2 circles yet....


But many of my Uni mates are beginning to link my blog onto their page, starts off with the ladies... Now some gentlemen also dropped by because of it... You can notice their presence in the chatbox at the right side of my page...







Come to think of it, my blog name is jerrykiat.blogspot.com ...~~ It's kinda easy for anyone to remember or find my name, JerryKiat JerryKiat... And since my Facebook name is Jerry Kiat (Just a space between) , it's very easy for any individual to find this blog through search engine... Don't believe?? Try type JerryKiat in Google or Yahoo and press enter..


Around March, a friend once told me... Hey Kiat, I think you should change your blog to other name instead of putting jerrykiat..... May be you can try put something like boyboy or kiatkiat... I ignored his advice because I felt that's unnecessary... Also that time hardly anyone reads my blog....

But now this blog is growing day by day... Truth is I'm happy because there are people who reads my writing, but at the same I'm also worrying about this Gay Circle...




You might say that what's the purpose of you writing this blog if you don't want others to know that you have a blog...??

I know what you mean... I did do precaution for this matter too, when I started this blog, I don't advertise it among my friends... No posting it in friendster, facebook or msn.. Because I'm gay so I decide to step into the Gay Circle out there alone myself (Of course with the help of Ivan Gor)...

Now it has come to such stage where I can't just sit there and do nothing... It's either I change my blog title, OR let it be and embrace myself to face the eyes of the gentlemen side....


I need your opinion guys, to change or to remain??

Bitter Mouth Good Medicine

I seldom read English books... You'll never see me carrying a storybook around nor finding any books to read in my Room... That's why my English is so poor till I have to do direct translate every time (苦口良药) ..

Besides going for Acupuncture , the Chinese Doc also gave me a couple of Chinese Medicine. People nowadays are more likely to go Western Medic, cause they are fairly cheap and their medicine is SO easy to consume, just some pills and you're off to go....

Compare to Chinese Meds, most of them are more to Herbs where you need to boil them manually with water, or powder where you need to mix it with warm water and drink it....

Here's one of them...

Anyone up for a KICKASS Bad Ass MOCHA?? Yummy

Honestly, it taste bad... Plus they are not cheap too, one pack cost a few dollar...


The other day I was talking about the V-Care expired facial product right?? No worries guys I've dispose it already after I blog about it.. Paul J, after reading the post came and talk to me about facial stuffs, said I shouldn't be using just facial wash alone... Cause washing alone will make my face dry and look old... Said I needed extra care for my face....~~

So, after a long chat, I have decided to listen to him, I went out to shop for Facial Wash, Toner and Moisturiser....

There you go Ling, different background just for you...

Plus cotton too... With a little help from my girl friends, I chose OLAY!!! (Well part of the reason is because of Nuffnang Ads) My guy friends are like teasing me non stop "Jerry why suddenly wanna take care of your face so much ar...? Got girlfriend jor isit..?? " I just kept quiet...

This is more like a random post ... I'm kinda distracted with things going on in my head...

I wanna ask you guys something, besides you Anton and Paul.....


What do you think of this statement "Easier to be Passive than Active"

Does Chinese Celebrates Raya Too?

Credits to Free Expression Ephore for these amazing pics....

May I borrow your Ear??


It seems that luck is on my side, just when I'm feeling so stress and gloomy, wonderful news cheered me up...

Can't helped it cause I'm having projects, assignments, 4 test (Thursday to Saturday) and have to stay in this ShitHole till next Friday, argh....

Did I mention that I'm starting to feel lonely after months of being single?? Hmm I think no...

Does Chinese Celebrates Raya too?? Fact is they do, some of the Chinese have lots of Malay friends and because they live together in a harmonious life... Hence Chinese are able to blend into their tradition, lovely... Take Ivan Gor for example, he's a mixed Malay, and I'll be celebrating with him one fine day :D But something is wrong with him these days.. He's so emo~~

Also given the fact that Raya break is longer than Chinese New Year and Deepavali, many people take advantage of this to enjoy themselves especially Uni students and work forces....

So, we are specially lucky this year to have most of our classes canceled due to students going back early 2-3 days before the Raya Eve.... And because of this, I've made my decision to skip the WHOLE of next week's class, immediately prolonged my Raya break starting from 13th - 28th... WOOOOWWWW!!!




Yes, that's a whole 2 weeks break... Ask me how am I feeling now, C'mon just ask me already faster!!!!

(Jerry, I'm not even gonna ask you how you would spend your holiday because it is sooooo predictable... Jerry BOY)

Arghh!!!! You got that 50% right!!! By the way I'm feeling really great right now, great until I almost forgot the existence of my 4 combo test starting tomoro, yet I'm still blogging now haha....

TZ : Jerry, what is your's compare to mine... Those are just piece of pie compare to my professional paper SAP or CSCP~~~ :P

Imaginary is a gift LOL

I know I'm starting to get used to my life in ShitHole, but it's easier for me to come up with something to write when I'm in KL.... So whenever I have the chances to go back, I'll definitely go...

Have a nice day guys ^^

May I Borrow Your ______ ?

Credits to FreeExpression Ephore for these amazing pics....


Did I gave you guys a bad impression after my last entry?? I hope not Haha.... Anyway, enough of my Gross posts... Lets go to some other category and talk about something else today....


So today's topic is, May I Borrow Your ____??

What's that empty spot for?? Anything you would like to put it in... It is meant for anything that is possible to borrow.... Say Money, Vehicle, Material, anything as long as it's something big.... Not One Dollar or Pen ok, I can even give it to you for free....


Something which is important to you and you need it everyday in your life..... Example

Jerry can I borrow your underwear?? Mine still haven dry...

Anonymous can I borrow your car?? I need to fetch my Boyfriend home, it's dangerous for him to go home alone.... How about asking him to be my Boyfriend instead Sucker!!!

Do you pause for a moment and think?? Or do you lend it to him/her without hesitating??

Sometimes it's very troublesome facing those "thick faces" where they could come up to you to ask for anything you could ever imagine... It just puts you in such a dilemma whether to lend it or not.

If you don't, you'll be curse, accuse and worst case bad mouth (I know cause I've been in this role before, curse a little la but not too bad)..... You don't borrow because you fear that your thing wouldn't come back in One Piece.. Fear that he/she will come back for more in future.. Fear that he/she will make it a habit....

But if you decide to lend it, do you lend it willingly or out of mercy?? Will you lend it to the borrower but in your mind thinking....

1) I've worked so hard to get this thing, and you just come up to me and say you wanted to borrow it, why can't you fucking get it yourself..

2) It's hard to say no, so I say yes.... But this is the FIRST AND THE LAST TIME I'll borrow you..!!!

3) Since I've borrowed you, you have to treat me a meal... Abalone or Pizza!!!! That's an ORDER Hahaha!!! Just kidding... (But deep down you really mean it)

Have you ever heard a chinese saying? “借你是人情，不借你是道理" "Borrow you is because of Mercy, if I don't borrow you that's Justification"

I've heard it plenty of time, but till now I still feel that there's something very wrong with this statement... I just couldn't come up with a good way to say it..


Because I'm not rich so I don't own alot of things, so when I was young most of the time I belong to the Borrow category (The ones that always borrow people's stuffs), in the end got rejected many times... So now, I've learnt and try my best not to borrow from others, and if other's wan to borrow from me, I'll be VERY generous to borrow them and bad mouth them behind their back...


To those Stingy or Generous people out there, how do you respond when someone comes up to you and try to borrow something big from you??

Secret Of My Beauty

People often tell me, Jerry why your face no pimples one?? How nice if I can have a skin like yours... thick face fucker

Hehe... Those complements are based on pictures though, probably because of camera angle and those that said these stuffs aren't because they have no taste, just that didn't see me in real life yet.... So, for those who insist on saying I look good, thank you veli muchy ... :)


Hence, I'm gonna reveal to you all the Secret Of My Beauty!!!...


Tadangggg!!!! V-Care facial wash.... Oh, I just trimmed my hair, isit neater now Surf Steve??

This product only cost around Rm 20 for one bottle.... For your information I stopped doing facial-mask few months ago.. Since so many people ask me to learn how to save, that's the best idea I can come up with which is to cut facial cost... Save more money to waste it on laundry, smart right??

So now the only thing left for me is this V-Care facial wash :( I wash my face 2-3 times a day to ensure the freshness and tenderness of my Skin~~~...


PS: I'm not selling the product please don't ask me how to buy them or try to order from me....

PPS : The below parts are extra, so if you think you got enough of my secrets, do skip directly to my Donation Box...




Oh... How can I live without V-Care for even a day!!!

I have separated shampoo and clothes for my ShitHole... Everything is being divided properly,I don't jumble up and use them together..... So when I go back to KL, I leave everything at ShitHole..... It is real that I'm using V-Care to wash my face, but I also forget to mention to you guys that I bought that about a year ago...

Yeah, until now I still haven finish using it, and because I wanna save my money for laundry again, I try to finish this bottle of V-Care... So just now I'm sure you guys didn't look at the picture above properly right, try having a closer look again... Then look at the image below...



Yeap.. This is what will happen to your facial product after you have kept it for too long...

First the opening inside has become black colour, I've circle it for you guys... Second the tip of the head surrounding also become black colour... Third (the place where I hold V-Care) also a little blackish......


LOL, the real secret behind my beauty is EXPOSED!!!! To use EXPIRED FACIAL WASH!!!


Wait, let me check the expiry date..... 05 September 2009.... Wow, that's a close call... thank god I made this post, if not I'll continue using it for sure...



Have an Unpleasant week ahead LOL.....Hope you guys don't puke after this... Blek :P

The "Expensive" Hand

It is so much harder raising up a kid than bringing him out to this world.. If any mother got a kid like me, I'll cause so much headache for them...

Ok today's topic is about Expensive Hand.... No, doesn't mean the hand is expensive, the term here is direct translated from Chinese... Which is called "富贵手"...

People who have this kind of hand is extremely sensitive to alot of stuffs... Dust, detergent, liquids and so on...Once they come in contact with those things, their hands will itch and worst case they will scratch until their hand bleeds...

So, unfortunately I have this kind of hands, that's why most of the time when it comes to washing plates, washing my own cloths and house chores...I'll leave it to someone else....

So in the future, I must hire a male servant to help me do those house chores wakakaka....

Talk about living independently in hostel, how do I manage my daily life without coming contact with all these stuffs?? Well for plates I'll just use my fingertips to wash it... But I seldom use them anyway so rarely need to wash anything....

My clothes will be the main problem.... I don't wash my clothes.. DIY I mean, so I make sure that I bring enough clothes supplies for a week or two.. Wear until I almost run out of clothws, then send them all to laundry in one shot...

So usually after I wear those clothes, I'll put them in a red plastic bag like the image below....

Oh, you saw the red underwear?? I wore it during the Ghost Season for 2 days in a row... To Pik Ceh those evil spirits... How do I manage to wear it for 2 days??? Easy, I don't wear underwear when I'm at hostel... It feels very comfortable and I won't have parking problem at all, only problem is when my ding-dong Rises, I have to cover IT up...

So two weeks is a long duration, the clothes in the plastic bag you see above have been kept for so long... When I open the bag and smell it, fuh it smells like cocoa-banana.... The smell you'll ever dream of...

The laundry service is not provided by my hostel, it is outside service.. Rm 8 for wash and dry....

So after around 1 week plus, I'll send all of them to laundry, it only takes the guy 2 hours to wash and dry... After 2 hours, the clothes are good as new...

Look at the red undy!!! I can continue wearing it again lOl....

Guys!!!! Fear not, I smell good always ok... The laundry service's quality is assured...

So anyone else out here have similar Expensive Hands like me?? Do share your experience on how you prevent yourself from touching all those "untouchable" stuffs.... :D



PS : 1 week down, 2 more to go....

Timid Jerry

My plans went off a little haywire today... That explains why I update soooooooooooooooo late .... Nvm, tomoro Sunday I'll be in hostel the whole day, so I have lots of time to spend in blog... So have you guys check out Cap Square yet??

Today I went down town to relax myself a little.. Trying to study but things doesn't go into my head!!!.... Since Final Destination 4 has released 2 days ago... I invited my friends to watch it with me today... Part of the reason is because I watched Final Destination 1 , 2 and 3 too...

You know, I'm very scare of ghost... I don't go to dark places, spooky areas, watch ghost/thriller movies and many others.... Usually I only dare to do it whenever there's company...

So, let me tell you how timid I am, say watch a thriller movie like Final Destination for example...



A very predictable show like this, usually everyone knows what's gonna happen.... Even though I know it too, my partner sitting on my left or right will still be the victim.... Why??

Because whenever it is about to happen (the sound effect starts), or the ghost about to come out, I'll squeeze their arm so tight, pull them and hide behind their shoulder... So throughout the show I'm behaving like this, at one point my friend reached his limit and scolded me " Wei Jerry, you keep on like this ar , no need to watch better... Kacau betul" ...

Luckily this time I got alternative, I brought my bag along to hide my face when the thing is about to come out again, if no bag hor I'll hide inside my T-Shirt... I just don't know why la... If I watch those gross or scary stuff, when I sleep alone at night... Those things ar, keep on flashback when I close my eyes... ZZZZzzz See how Timid I am ??


So after the movie, we went window shopping for a while before heading back to hostel... Then something caught my eye... Rubik's CUBE!!!! 5 X 5 X 5!!!!!! Since I manage to solve 4x , I decide to buy it, for Rm 36....





Well, that's about all for today...

Anyway, I always forget to tell you guys this.... Erm, few months back I've changed my comment word from "comment" to "dollar's donated" ....

Well, there's a reason for it actually... Before that I sincerely wanna thank all of you for donating all those money for me...

Those money don't go into my pocket no worries, and I don't mind receiving more donations from you all ....

At the end of the day, those dollar donated will be sent to Jerry's Charity Joke Campaign, whereby each of his upcoming post he'll try to come up with more sense of humour to entertain you all....

You guys feeling cold yet??


Gdnite dear readers :D

Cap Square

What is CAP SQUARE??

It's a shopping mall guys... Ok people that live in KL should know about this I guess... Seriously, if I don't pay a visit to my secondary school during my sem break holiday, I'll never know this shopping complex existed....


When Pavilion was under construction, I never knew that it would be such a grand Complex, on par with The Gardens (Just beside Mid Valley)... They both are categorized as 5 star shopping mall... Where Rich people go shopping, Poor people like me go window shopping...








So I went to Cap Square the other day with my brother, he gave me a tour around the Mall cause St John is just around the corner.... Turns out that it is not fully completed yet, many parts are still under construction.... But 30% of the Mall has already started their business, there are shops like Secret Recipe (biggest branch I think), Starbucks, Grand Pubs (alot foreigners), and TGV cinema over there...


This mall is located directly below 2 condominiums and 2 office lots, forming a cross sign in between these 4 buildings... Definitely a great place to chill out at night for those night watchers.... I've heard that this Mall will be even more Grand than Pavilion, so do check it out guys... Just another piece of info though cause I don't receive cash for advertising Cap Square :(

This is not the main entrance... Don't be fool by it, the main entrance is on the other side and their "Cap Square" design looks funny.... May be should ask Twinkle to give some ideas for those management to improve it.....

Anyway, come back to yesterday's GaGa's pose, the first pic that I post is really stupid right haha.... Well, how can I not notice it, my dear friend beside me was like shaking his head the whole time when I'm cam whoring, trying to snap a good pic to post... Until I'm running out of time, then only I decide to post that, I was like dam why the pics all so cacat one!!!!

So because of boh soong-ness, Jerry is heading out for revenge again.... While waiting for van, it didn't stop Jerry to continue Camwhoring in PUBLIC !!!!! He continued to snap and snap and snap till he got this....

You want a piece of me boy

Despite the glance from everyone's eyes while waiting for van... I continue to Siok Sendiri, and finally manage to capture a slutty look...!!!

Come on boy, give it to me!!!

So what do you think?


PS : Please remember to visit Cap Square when you are around KL :D

The GaGa Pose

Recently I know a guy name Danny... I get to know him through Anton, he's a shy but nice guy to be with ... Well, after I know him, I went and visit his blog...

Surprise me is that he is even a better evolution than the real Evolution (Leumao).... From ***** to Lala and now Gaga~~~ Lol... Do drop by his blog guys and girls....

So recently to "Rasmikan" his new name entitled Gaga, he's made something like a warm opening named "HookerFace Tour" or something like that...

So, what we need to do to participate in this thing is, we only need to put a finger on our mouth and do the most sexy, slutty look.... So I thought of it and wow, not a bad idea at all, and I give it a go... Here's my first one..





Sorry something stuck in my tooth... LOL But that consider one finger in the mouth also right haha... I got some even more silly pics but don't dare to put... So paiseh ~~~~haha....

His latest one featuring one Grandma really owned me hard... Ok, the digging teeth pic above is the sexy one... Now for the slutty one...~~





Just finished my shower, that explains the towel around my neck.... Argh I hate Sunlight....

Well, it's fun blogging sometimes, though every communication is only through words... But words can mean so many things in life...


Don't you agree guys??

K, heading for Japanese class now..


PS: This post can consider dedicated to Danny in a way...
PPS : I made this post kinda in a rush way, so it's a little messy haha....

Power, Money Or Fame

When I was in Form 6, I had MUET English subject.... So the teacher came into class one day and started off the class with....

"If you have a chance to pick any of these 3, which will you pick. Money, Fame or Power??"

Exclude health from all these 3 selections, these 3 reflect our status in the world... No, not the world yet but at least in our country, Malaysia......

Let's have a look at what these 3 words means and analyse their relation....

Money - A very important item in life which no one can live without it.... Having money, you can do almost anything you want in the world.. Luxurious lifestyle, enjoying days without money worries... You can also manipulate people and relationship by buying off people (Everyone have a price), something like Lex Luthor... But, having money doesn't mean you are popular.. Or come to a state where everyone have to agree with what you do, it's impossible to buy trillions of population..... So Money buys Power and Fame....


Fame - Fame means famous here.... Famous like an artist, people like you and you have the support of many.... You earn the respect from people and they listen to you willingly... Some people prefer to be popular, having millions of fans around the world... Take Dalai Lama (Google this name if you don't know) for example, people around the world knows him... His words influence people, people listen to him because of his wise words which lead to goodness... But there are other famous ones out there who influence others to be bad as well.. So Fame brings no Money but have Power....

Power - This is slightly the advantage one, having power to be able to control people... Like it or not, his words are like orders / instructions which you MUST follow... A very simple example here is our PM (Prime Minister)... No one dares to defy him, unless you nak cari pasal la... Why?? because he is Powerful, it doesn't mean having supernatural ability like Telekinesis or Telepathy here ok... How do you get this Power?? You earn them, one way or another after you have climb to the top, no one dares to oppose you... So Power doesn't need Money and Fame, it comes in a package....

Having all 3 listed above, I'm sure you guys have a better understanding in them... As I'm typing now, any of those 3 is happening to me and to you anytime anywhere...

You are the boss or you are the Head Prefect, you have Power...

Your family is rich, you have Money....

You are a smooth talker, so you have Fame and people follow you and what you say....

Personally I have no dreams.... Yes this is true.... So instead of cracking my head trying to figure out what to achieve in the future... I set my target on Money, anything which can lead me to Money, that's where I'll go.. Simple as that.......

So what is your current status ?

What is the kind of status you would like to achieve in the future??

Laughter is a good Medicine

Say, when is the last time you actually Laughed?? No, not smiling...

There are difference between smiling and laughing... Smile is you just move your mouth a little bit to show agreement, or politeness.... Laugh is when you totally let yourselves out and as if you just read something really funny...


There are many articles about "Laughter is the Best Medicine" and bla bla bla.. But I'm just gonna share my own experience to you guys.... If you read my profile, you will notice something related to laugh...

Those that met me before will know how I behave outside LOL....

Some people really shouldn't be serious all the time... Must learn to relax a little like me man... I'm bad tempered, plus I have stress too.... So normally instead of scolding "CHEE BAI" all day long, I find stuffs to laugh the hell out of it... Like how I screwed my test today, I got so stress and Sienzzz... So I ended up disturbing my friend, walking here and there to annoy them.....

The fact that I have a Fcuk tup sleeping time and often receive critics that I look old (That include my own mother)... Lucky I laugh alot, else I'll be looking like 30 years old by now....

There are some cases where I can ROFL (Roll on floor laughing) , till people think I'm crazy or I'm on drug ... =.=

Have a look at David HaChooleta.... His smile is so sweet and if you YouTube his video related stuffs, he always laugh alot too... That explains his charming cute little face...

Oh come to think of it, David is still a TWINK!!!!! Oh man I'm falling for him already Nooooo....

I know David is a fan of almost everyone cause he's so adorable... I just joined the club....

Well mainly because

1) He's not tall, may be around my height

2) He's very cute and he's younger than me...

3) Look at the pic above, he prefers to touch David Masak than to touch Lady Gaga!!!!

Ah don't bother about David.. I simply drag him into my post for nothing... So remember guys, remember to LAUGH....

Sometimes when you feel so sad and moody or feel that things doesn't go smoothly, try finding a suitable companion and share your laughter with him... It will definitely helps...

DO NOT DO NOT find a guy who is always serious, later he'll Fuck gao you and ask you to go see doctor...

Have a wonderful day guys....~~ :D