Friday, October 30, 2009

Seeking Attention Again??

Our beloved Malaysia NameWee is definitely an attention seeker, that's the best way to describe him... After his very first NegaraKuKu, then he became ambassador for a couple of Chinese games, follow by the 1 Malaysia 15 videos Project (Potong Saga)....

Now his latest video post, which has stirred up quite a bit of commotion ...




Because of a Electric Breakdown, he went all the way to TNB and make a big fuss about it... Not only thrashing those workers but there's Racism in it as well....

After watching this video, I'm not saying it's all his fault, but doing all those act will make him a very dangerous person in days to come.... Who knows one day his acts are gonna break the patience limit of them get beaten up by those people out there...

Try watching the video, it's English subbed somemore lol... I got a little amazed in the last 40 seconds....

PS : He has a blog too... NameWee.Blogspot

Have a nice weekend readers...

Thursday, October 29, 2009

HongKong's Best Action Movie..

Actions Movies are one of my favourites whether it is KungFu (Flash Point) or Graphically made (Transformers)...

Like title mentioned, I've watch numerous HongKong's action movie and all these while non can compare with this show... The Storm Riders, acted by Aaron Kwok ( Ai ai ai bu ah ), and Eken Cheng...

This version was released on screen in cinemas 9 years back... There is another version of Storm Riders too but that is drama version..





I started watching when it first released, then I watched it over and over again because it is just so dam good... Knowing that 9 years ago those graphic effects weren't that good, but they made it really well....

Recently I've heard about the making of Storm Riders 2, which was scheduled to release ten years later, meaning it's about time... But when I last saw there was an animated version of Storm Rider 2 voiced by Lam Fung (The Drama Actor)... I'm so dam disappointed...




Until my friend told me again, that Storm Riders 2 which is going to release 10 years later actually changed name, called The Storm Warriors.... I didn't believe until I actually googled it, starring Aaron Kwok and Eken Cheng too, and some new characters....


The movie will be release on December... Have a look at the trailer below...

To all Storm Riders fan out there.. Enjoy :D




Wednesday, October 28, 2009

IC renewal.....



This is the very old Identity certificate of Malaysia before they come out with the new card call MyCard... I have this once when I was 12 years old...

At the age of 13, I've lost my wallet along with my Ic... When I replaced a new one, they already implemented the new card and doesn't make old ones anymore... And since that one time experience, I've been very careful with my wallet to make sure I don't drop my wallet or kena pick-pocket anymore...

I've been carrying this card for almost 8 years now, the card is pretty much old and damaged until most of the card readers were unable to detect my card...



I don't look like the boy in this pic anymore....

They say a Malaysian citizen must renew their IC again when they reach 18 or 21 years old, if not you will get saman when a police checks it (Ini IC siapa ni, adik you ke??)... Isit true??


This is just so troublesome..... Can't imagine the procedure and time I'm gonna spend there...at the Jabatan there...


PS : Now I finally know the advantage of putting 2-3 replies in one comment instead of putting all replies into one.. Cause I don remove everything...

Monday, October 26, 2009

Make A Wish

Close your eyes, put your hands together and make a wish.. At least that's what I'm told everytime when I blow my candles. Deep down I know this is just some kind of fairy tale, but it gives me a complete feeling whenever I make one.. It's like a kick start of the year for me...

Usually there are 3 ways a person restarts his yearly dairy...

i) New Year
ii) Chinese New Year
iii) Birthday

Which one is your annual check point?? For me it's the third pick




How many celebrations I get in a year marks how successful I am in my socializing skills, I can only put it this way... I don't mind not getting any celebration, if I do I'm happy cause I get the trust and respect from my friends.. Still, by the end of the day I'll definitely be at home, with my mom and sis.. A small cake and my favourite food (Pizza)is enough to make me the happiest person on earth, and that's how I mark the end and the beginning of my year...

Normally by now I would be sitting at home, anticipating dinner time to arrive.. Instead now I'm sitting here writing this entry, anticipating my senseless test to arrive...





Everyone has their first time.. And I guess this will be the first time for me not blowing a cake with my mom... In whatever way you look at me, I'm still a mama's boy too...

In facebook I wrote this few days ago "Crowded Surroundings, Emptiness Within", this is what I'm trying to say... I may have many wishes, but at the end of the day, I still got nothing, no precious memory to craft on my brain...

If I'm given a chance to make a wish, I only wished to see those I cared, spend a moment with them and craft a smile on their faces....

Sunday, October 25, 2009

No more Twinks...

In the past, I always mentioned about my liking for young boys (around 18 years old), in other word, they are called Twinks or Underaged boys...

8 months ago I did 2 post with title "Ideal BF" and "Ideal BF 2" , at that time I was very new in this gay circle and all I knew were those mixed crush feelings... Most of my time spent were with younger boys, since then after I did that 2 post, I decide to come out and explore more on the older guys' side...

It's been 6 months now, not to say I've completely cut down my desire on young boys.. But I get to know more on both sides, what they think and how they act..




Whenever I meet PLUs who are older than me, I always ask them this question... "Do you prefer guys older or younger than you??" Well, most of them say younger... Then I'll ask another one "Wow, that's great, so what do you think of me?? If there's a chance will you date me??"

The answer I get is, "Of course"....

From the scenario above, I always wonder in my mind. Let's say the guy in the conversation above is 27 years old and I'm 21... OK he likes younger guys, and if I revert 6 years back, he will be 21 and I'll be 15... At that time I'm underage and very problematic, so what is his preference during the age of 21?? Twink or Older guys?? (Get what I mean??)

These cases only apply to those who discovered themselves during early age..






Finding a twink is dangerous, because that's where they experience puppy love and you can never expect much from them... If I really decide to go for Twink, it has to be 6 years from now, I'm 27 and he's 21... Just like the scenario I mentioned above....


I don't know what's the answer for my older friend, cause I didn't asked him detail on this matter... But for now , finding an older guy will be the current "option" I think....


Guess it comes down to the bottomline and I should ask myself this question... "Am I ready Yet??"

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Classic Game Hunt!!

Yesterday was one of the busiest day I had in this entire sem, everything is almost on the deadline but so many parts were incomplete yet. Had to rush the whole day with my girl-friends until we don't even have time for meals... Well, all those rushings, it's over now at least... **Relieved**

Seriously wonder what will happen if I didn't insist to courier my bike down to ShitHole...

So after all the rushings, decide to give myself a small break... While having dinner with my friends last night, we suddenly talked about some of the very very classic games that we used to play before the era of PlayStations...

Does this looks familiar to you??





I'm a crazy gamer, know it since the age of 8... At that time, I'm already playing games like Mario, Ninja Turtle, Bomberman and you name it ok.... And because I'm so obsessed into all these until I need to be constantly reminded to go eat, shower and sleep.... Else my eyes would be on the TV whole day... Funny moment is when I ignore my mom or my grandma, they got so tired of calling and ended up feeding me while I'm playing LOL....

After the dinner, we decide to google it and good news is, It is available in PC!!!! All I need is a NES emulator (4mb) and the game file which is less than 1 mb each, I can enjoy all those old games again...



Some of the old games are irreplaceable, they are simple, easy and fun to play, especially when you are playing 2 players mode.... We share alot of laughter together, of course it won't be an addiction, it's just some entertainment to release stress, you guys can try it out....


To download the NES file, visit ROMHustler site, and for more fun and interesting classic games. You can search them in BrotherSoft site...


May be that's all for today, signing out. JerryKiat....


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wack = Love , Anger = Care ??

Back then when I was primary school, we still have public caning in class, the bigger the cane is the more famous the teacher gets... I hate it especially when those teacher used to say "We teachers cane you because we love you" (Because its a double edged thingy), OH I SEE!!!!

Nvm, that age is over now, and I never agreed to it NEVER... Whacking/Caning is not the solution!!





But somehow if you say showing Anger or expressing your nasty little emotions towards others, that means you actually care for them... I have no choice but to agree on this because when a person doesn't care, they won't even bother to waste their saliva on you...


Sometimes in life people might have told you alot alot of stuffs, but all those won't get into your ears, until you experience it at some point in life, then it will ring-a-bell in your head... I've watched this series last month "KO Sanguo", and in one of the episodes (Episode 20++) the girl said, "At some point of a relationship, when a person doesn't know how to express his own emotion to tell you how he/she feels, showing anger is one of the best way to show it, that shows how much he/she care about you"


But it only apply to some situations I guess, not all... Like if suddenly a stranger suddenly come to you and scold you, that's not care.. That's an insult.... You have to decide it yourself...







It is not easy for me to listen to other's anger without triggering mine as well cause I'm a short tempered guy... I choose to respect, but I can choose not to respect too...

But from time to time, I'm learning on how to control them...Dare not say I'm improving, but at least I'm learning...

Question for today is, do you show to a person on how much you cared by expressing your Anger towards him/her??

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Free to Die, Not Free to Sick

This is another direct translation from Cantonese (得空死,不得空病), which means unwanted things strike you at your busiest moment. Could be sick, accident or anything else...

Yea, I'm currently facing this situation now, 2 more days till I finish my Sem and get ready for finals, just when I'm almost at the finishing line, all this unwanted thing attacked me...

This is the main reason for my late update.... Sorry guys, and may be upcoming 3-4 days my posts gonna be slightly short...






It is so wonderful that my personal Study Week is being "Confiscated" by those Lame Ass lecturers who are so dam proud of themselves...

All I ever wish for is this Sunday Monday and Tuesday...... Only 3 days, and they have to fill up these 3 days with quiz and tests which should be done months ago instead of during our study week....


Now I'm stuck in this ShitHole with a screwed up plan all the way until 16th of Nov...

Fuck Me!!!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Danger of Social Networks

Recently I've seen a couple of video about the danger of posting stuffs in Facebook.. The best one is from Obama himself warning people about not to post things which are personal, main reason is because he said that the information could be pulled out in the future and haunt them...

Not only does Obama said that, a couple of my friends do tell me that as well from time to time... If it is true, then not only Facebook I should be careful about.





Have a look at this video

Social Networking sites like Friendster, Myspace, Hi5, Twitter, Blogging, in fact every sites like this fall under the same category.... I never really listen carefully because I just don't understand, may be because of jealousy a person with negative intentions want to pull you down...

Thankfully I only use Facebook to play those applications.. But in blog, its a little different. If you read back my very very old post, I share some of my personal information in here... I know it myself, so I thought of if one day I'm free, I'll re-read all my fucking posts which is about 200++ posts to refresh my memory... Not that I'm going to remove them, I'm just going to just edit some info... Don't really have time for that now, I'll do it one day....






This means, by saying publicly that I'm gay could be a threat itself...


If time permits I'm sure I would write down all my opinion about "posting personal stuffs on net" in this entry....


But then again, I wanna hear from you guys.. Sure some of you doesn't care and some of you care...


So where do you draw the line on the information which you share with others??

Monday, October 19, 2009

Another Day in Pavillion

Few days ago I mentioned about my schedule for this weekend... So it did, everything goes as planned and I'm very delighted with it despite having the 2% luck for 2 days in a row, I still get to keep in touch with my friends and family...

Today is a hang out with an online friend.. So we decided to go to Pavillion, mainly is for the movie Surrogate and for lunch....


We bought the 5pm show, so before the show starts we went for lunch in Sakae Sushi... I always wanted to go back to Sakae Sushi because I love one of the sushi there, and it only available in Sakae Sushi... Now I finally know the name of my favourite dish, it is very cheap and affordable.. The name is Fried Maki and it only cost Rm 1.90...







So throughout the lunch we have a little bit of chat and he told me something, something which I never knew after all this while hanging out in Pavillion.. He said " Do you know that Pavillion is a hot spot for PLUs??"

I was like, "Oh really, I never knew", I didn't bother to pay attention on it as the time is almost 5 pm.. So quickly we finish our lunch, settle the bill and head for Surrogate.. The movie was nice, not as bombastic like Die Hard 4.0, storyline is good too ...

Because the movie is too interesting till I have to hold my pee for half an hour. So when the movie ends I quickly rushed to toilet... As I was heading to the toilet I saw a PLU couple holding hands inside the building, I was like stunned and stopped for a while staring at them....




Smiling and feeling envy, I continue walking to toilet and pay my water bill.... Feels so good after releasing all out..


After that, while I was washing my hand I sensed something, I noticed this cute little guy was looking at me... I don look at him directly, so I use the mirror in front to look at his eyes and his face, somehow I can feel that he's PLU (Oh yes he looks younger than me, may be around 19-20 years old), after each action like washing hands, taking tissue.. His eyes were continuously on me, I felt so shy and for a moment there my mouth is so heavy till I can't even spread my lips to say a word hello or try to smile...



I walked out of the toilet and regroup with my friend.. Suddenly I had a strange feeling, an urge to see more PLU... So I asked him to company me and we walked 6 rounds around Pavillion to spot more of us... Lol, it was fun and funny, and to think that I'm the last person on Earth to know that "Pavillion is a Hot Spot for PLU..." Hahaha

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Miscommunication

One of the worst thing that could happen in life is miscommunication.... When this happen, it could easily lead to misunderstanding, follow by arguments and so on...

It could happen anytime, everywhere... So easy to trigger miscommunication, via SmS (Easiest), Msn, Blogging and so forth....All those that doesn't include voice communication is the easiest to trigger it... Just read it from the net, it is call "Type-Base" and "Talk-Base", those that doesn't include voice contact is called "Type-Based" communication...



Life is so much simple with technology and Internet but it gets complicated too...

May be the message you sent doesn't mean it that way, but people would think the other way round with that message... In the end you kena backfired by ur own message, or get scolding out of nowhere.... Let's say your lover or your friend wear until very nice today, out of nowhere you give him a complement to express urself...

A : Wow, you looked so nice today....
B: Oh really?? Means all those days I don't look nice la??
A : Eh no la, I don't mean that...


Sometimes all it takes is jus a chat over phone, or a conversation face to face, but because of distance and reluctant-ness; instead of solving things, matters just get worst...







Words could be a dangerous weapon, I'm always trying to learn and improve myself on how to use words so that I won't hurt others and myself...

I'm very scare of miscommunication and misunderstanding, so whenever I feel things are not going the correct direction, I'll try to talk over the phone or meet up to clear away the misunderstandings... Not that I'm thinking too much, but prevention is better than cure....

So do you have any miscommunication experience before??

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Not so Lucky??

It was few days back when my group of Uni friends started to use this Luck Test in FaceBook to measure the "smoothness" of things like Exams, Presentation and so on...

Yesterday I had a presentation and we did the same.. So the very lucky me got a 2 % only for 16th of October, and I have a very bad feeling for the whole day which things might jus go very wrong....

This image of luck is not mine..... I only got 2% that day...




Not trying to scare myself, so I jus prepare for the worst in whatever I do, wherever I go... And so it did, one thing came after another... I got a slightly low mark for my group presentation.... Fucking cynical lecturer...

I soaked under the sun for 20 minutes before I catch my KL bus...

I thought I was late for dinner, so late till I run 3 km (Pudu --> Bus stop | Bus Stop --> Mid Valley) and felt like dying the moment I saw Medie... But luckily I manage to touch him and replenish my oxygen a little...

CHILIS that is, the place where we dine.... So all that running came for a reason, purposely make me sweat and increase my appetite for that day, so I can manage to finish my huge dinner!!!






Not long later I got surprised because of "unexpected" guest... I was happy, because that 2 % luck was on my side (2% better than nothing), instead of 98% bad luck... But, I'm still preparing for the worst because of the luck test earlier... So it did, lots of hidden blades, missiles and bullets flying around the dinner table till I got 70% injured...

After I reached home, took a hot shower and lucky I got my L'Oreal, after a facial wash I felt energetic and recovered instantly!!

I wonder why I feel so hyped up all of a sudden, when I looked at my watch the time is 1.30am, meaning it is already 17th of Oct (Oct 16 Ended).. So it's a new day, new start, and a reversed set of luck....


I lie down on my bed, closed my eyes...When I flashback those dinner moments, looking at the faces of everyone laughing, I can't stopped myself from smiling either....

My gratitude to the organizer :)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

A Rich Weekend Ahead

Gosh I can't even remember how long I have stayed in ShitHole... During the first week I skipped my cousin's wedding in Melaka and went for this instead.

On the second week I have my dota competition going on, this is the third week now and I'm really desperate to go back...

Even before I go back I've already planned all the things in my head.. So packed until I duno how to fit in more events already.... Have a look~~





Lets watch this shall we?? Surrogate anyone??



I'll arrive KL 6.30 pm evening tomoro Friday... Then straight away go dinner with bloggers LOL....After dinner, probably chat till very late, and I'll call that a day after that cause I will be very tired...

Saturday morning MAY BE spend a little time with my mom (30 minutes), then afternoon go out with my straight friend, back by midnight... There goes another day

Sunday noon will be going out with online friend, then at night go out with another blogger again...

Head back to Johor on Monday noon and prepare for my last lecture week...


I guess this is what they call, letting a lion loose from a cage after being trapped for a long long time...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dye Hair

Ever feel bored seeing your hair in Black colour?? Sometimes I do... At the age of 17, I started dye-ing (dying zz) my hair....

Every year I'll do it once, usually during my year end holiday ...... I don't do it everytime because my hair is already rough base, so once a year is already a pain in the ass and I have to use a bottle of conditioner to get it smooth back...

When I first dye my hair, it looks kinda weird because hmm suddenly I see other colour on my head, but after a few days.. It looked very nice, especially after you hair grows back and mix with the colour you dye...











Awesome look... I've tried a few colours, Yellow (first time), follow by gold.. Then chocolate...

Last year I dyed my hair red colour, it actually increased my aura lol... Today I went for hair-cut, suddenly thought of dye-ing again this coming November, so I asked the hairstylist for the colour menu...

After a few glance, I had finally a colour in mind, ngek ngek..... Not gonna reveal it now though, wait till 20th of November ba :D (Another month from now and that's the day I finish my finals).....


So, do you guys like to dye your hair??

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Have a Break, Have a Nap

Do you take naps?? When is the last time you ever have one??


Nap is a phase where a person shuts down his body for a quick period... More like 10-15 minutes of sleep....

It is good for everyone to practice napping because it can recharge your mind and keeps you going for your second half of the day... Even if you have a full 8 hours rest for the night, it is very common for you to feel sleepy sometimes after lunchtime (blood concentrated on stomach area, less oxygen travels to the brain)... So what you can do is, after you grab your lunch, lie down on the table and give yourself a ten minutes mind rest ..

Wash your face and do hand stretching after a nap, then you won't feel so tired easily in the afternoon....







I know some don't even have that free time to dose off a little, because they are so busy with work... Well, it won't harm to try.. If you have more energy, your result will be better yes? no?? I'm not bullshitting, it is proven from an article I read before somewhere...


For me, I can't take nap... Because whenever I go to sleep in the afternoon (consider it nap), I'll sleep at least 1 and a half hour or more...


Easy to be a student right?? Anyway, this is not the point...


So do you take naps??

Monday, October 12, 2009

The PLU Blog

Like what Paul said yesterday, another way to increase blog traffic is to exxagerate your blog title... This is actually what I wanna post yesterday, but my mood was really disturbed so I postponed it for a day, I'm feeling better now...

So why do you need to exxagerate your title?? That's because some people only reads your title, and they already know what you are gonna talk about in your post, then they skipped reading your post...


I don't know whether its me or what, I've noticed the blogosphere has become really quiet these days... Traffic decrease drastically... Hmmm I wonder why....~~







I don't know whether its me or what, I've noticed the blogosphere has become really quiet these days... Traffic decrease drastically... Hmmm I wonder why....~~

Most of my readers were directed from PluBoy, BKK of the mind, and Willy's blog.... So the only theory I can come up with, is because Willy has stopped posting new entries... Is he hibernating? Or he has decided to stop blogging... If people don't visit his blog, they don't visit those that Willy is following, and all will be affected haha....

Such a great lost to lose a creative blogger..

But On the other hand, it's good that Froggy is back!! Haha... welcome back Froggy...

So, do you think my theory is right?? Or this is just a quiet down season for blogosphere??

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Mistake Kills

Everyone makes mistake in life.. I'm sure you've heard of a saying "Everyone deserve a second chance". True enough but how far does this apply??


Is that consider an excuse for people to make mistakes??


I'll give you an example...Me and my neighbour's house (In KL) has a wall in between our house. So yesterday my mom called me and say, the neighbour accidentally stepped the (while reverse) pedal too hard and reverse too much until she bang the wall, and the whole wall collapse... So now our house is like a one big house because there's no divider in between...

This mistake is consider still fixable...





It's so easy to say sorry after making a mistake. But sometimes when a mistake is done, the damage is just too big to amend/fix. A second chance won't even help you to survive...


For unfixable type of mistake.. Lets say you work in a big firm, you accidentally deleted all the data in the linked (all departments) external drive... The whole company's files are deleted and there's no way to recover back the files (I did this before)... In the end kena fired...


So do you think when people made a mistakes in life, do they deserve a second chance?? Or it is just plain excuse for them to say that ??


PS : I lost my match, I did my best, luck wasn't on my side, and there were uncountable mistakes that occurred....

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Losing Ground

Sorry for updating so late, really got my hands tied up here.. Today is my competition day, due to my ultra high sportsmanship, I never liked to lose....

It is a league tournament, where you have second chance even if you lost a match....

Again, last year we are the champion.. So this year with the same team name we participated also, and surprisingly the first match we got nasi lemak bungkused right in our face !!!!



They are very very good player, undeniably good (That team were hired by the organizer to participate in this tournament)..... Needless to say I'm extremely shocked after hearing that news, cause it's a total disadvantage no matter how good I am....


I got very tensed up, the following matches I have to win all in order to get into the quarter finals.... Then may be in semi final I have to face them again....

Till then, I'll be concentrating on how to win this tourney.... Prize will be Rm 300 lol.... I really wanna defend this champion's title!!!!


PS : My team name is Lollipop * lick lick *

Friday, October 9, 2009

Keep your Friends Close........

Wait!! I'm not done with the title yet... Keep your Friends close, and your enemy closer...

I've heard this proverb many many times, most of it from movies... Never really try to understand it because I just don't care...

Basically, the more friends you have, the more enemies will be around you.. And the closer they are to you, your enemies will be even closer....That's what it is trying to tell you.... Friends can be lovely, and deadly too if you let your guard down....







Human doesn't have mind reading ability... That's what makes human unpredictable, you think you know but think again.... You will never know whether a person close to you is hating you or plotting a big surprise behind you...

Why hor people can be like that.. Jealousy? Love? Hatred? Greed?

妨人之心不可没





Look at his eyes, do you sense something there?? The type of eye that wants revenge, and my cock as well... Please stop staring at me boy.....


Nah, I'm not thinking too much, not that I get all hype up by the Anon in my recent posts... It's jus sense something is not right, that's all....



Do you trust your friends??

Thursday, October 8, 2009

All Tied Up

The one that used to be a very home-sick boy, needs to go back at least 3 times a week is no gone... Adapted himself into the ShitHole environment in 1 and a half years time, though he still misses his family, home and friends in KL, but he knows there are more important thing to do than going back everytime... That's me Jerry :D

Remember I joined the debate team last week?? It didn't really turn out as bad as I expected, although I'm a virgin debater but I got quite a few complements from them till I got flatten.... Yeap, because we won the champion for the debate accidentally... I got prove one ok, my Uni gave us a Rm 20 hamper as first prize!!!



Sorry I forget to mention, there were only 2 teams... So its either Champion or First runner-up LOL, paiseh .... But still consider champion ok!!!

Anyway, I'm beginning to have a crush on debate, wondering whether is this the starting point for me~~~

Golden Key day is drawing closer and I'm getting so tied up with all the projects and deadlines... Not that I'm working on it 24/7, I still get to watch alot dramas (中级三国) while doing those projects... But just can't seem to finish them...

Plus loads of events coming up and I'm having a dota competition (for Fame) this weekend too....




Earliest I can make it back to KL for preparation is on the Deepavali weekend, which is next week, hope to meet some bloggers during that weekend too...

Since I only have another 15 days of classes and finals around the corner, I'm really chasing after time here... Literally not efficient because an efficient person makes time/money chase after them....


Well what do I expect?? I'm already at the forth quarter of 2009....

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Hypnosis

Hypnosis is where a person will "persuade/charm" you into a half-asleep mode, this is to allow a person to communicate with his subconscious mind... This action is call hypnotize...

It is a form of therapy (Hypnotherapy) where it can be used to clear unwanted stuffs from a person's mind, whether it is some painful memory or some bad habits like smoking....






This is not theory, it is true and proven to be effective... At first I don't really believe this method because it's not logic, just by using some words is enough to make a person into half-sleep mode??

But after I've tried it once, it can happen.. And it works kinda well for me because I manage to cut down my lust for about 30%, may be the more times I do, the more effective it will be.....

But hypnosis is not cheap, unless a person really needs help, then only he is advised to do so....


There are 3 person who can hypnotize you in life:



1) Hypnotherapist - They are trained professionals and they will have certain methods to make you go into half-sleep mode. (Costly)

2) You Yourself - You can learn how to hypnotize yourself after you went through a few sections of hypnotherapy... The Hypnotherapist will be kind enough to teach you only if you asked. (FOC)

3) Teacher/Lecture - A lecturer can also hypnotize you in class... Some say they are even more professional than a real Hypnotherapist; Because the moment they open their mouth in class, the whole class will feel sleepy.. And the louder the lecturer speaks, the faster everyone goes to sleep...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Best Tips to Increase Traffic

Like SK once mentioned, it is good to mark every milestone you made, whether you have blogged for few months or how many posts you have made.... Today this post marks my 200th posts count for the year 2009, ever since I started blogging on 13th of February... First and foremost I wanna thank my parents for all the support

After blogging for about 7 months, I've noticed 5 best ways to increase your blog traffic. Some old bloggers might have already known this, but for those fairly new ones, you can give it a try (anyone would do)....





1) Put materials or pictures of half naked boys.. Not naked but best in undies...

Materials. This is a very good way to attract people from all over the world, people will drool over those pictures (Even masturbate) and lust for more, automatically they will follow your blog and wait for more pics.... A very good example is from SimonLover and PluBoy... Do visit their blog for more info.... It's not necessary to be boys pic, just put some related material to spice up your entry, because a blog full of words without pictures is jus plain boring...

2) Romantic Love Stories

In every drama series, there will be few romantic love couple with their love complications... That's because people enjoyed watching those, same goes for blog... Readers will be excited to read happy ending or sad ending... We must learn from the creative writer like Willy, though he hasn't been active these days, wonder what happened to him...


3) Sense of humour / Informative

Less rants, be more optimistic, people will run if you complain about your life everyday.... Try to be more funny like Frog san(another one MIA), and be informative where people can grab the latest news or learn something through your blog... Like this Niamah, I gotta admit when Grandma mention about his blog I was so blur, until I visited his blog and he's such a whacky person...



4) Bi-lingual

Using 2 language can be an advantage as well, I never knew the Chinese Blogging society can be so huge (those boys are super cute too), the only thing is that I have trouble reading their tiny popcorn words.. Every word is so small and sticking together and I find it hard to read (I'm not banana ok)... Example of Bi-lingual blog would be our famous Danny Gaga...


5) Blog Promote/Blog Hopping

This is the most basic one... Alerting others about your new post into places like Innit-Facebook to inform others that you've just updated an entry, or you are back after missing for a long time... You can even go and visit every single blog and in their chatbox write THIS DOWN "Hi, nice blog you have there. I've linked you, do drop my blog and link me back k :D"



Well that's about all fellows, have a nice day and keep the good post cumming...


Credits to Free Expression Ephore for these amazing pics...

Monday, October 5, 2009

Flying My Kite

Flying Kite here means flying aeroplane, in Cantonese they call it (放飞机)... This term is generally used by all age/races, but all comes under one meaning...


A term where people use to describe those who has broken a commitment or an agreement made... So the one kena trick is the "kite" and the one who tricks is the one who plays the kite, same goes for aeroplane....

Base on my theory, these flying kite cases are categorize into 3 types : (Light, Heavy, Serious)These cases are for 1 to 1 only, but it can be apply to groups also, depending on how some individual take things seriously...




Light : A hang out which is scheduled 3 weeks ahead, 2 weeks later due to some more important event, you have to cancel that outing.... This is consider light because you gave that person one week's time to replace that hole you made for him, so it's consider fair enough if you apologize and buy him a meal....


Heavy : A hang out which is scheduled 3 weeks ahead, the very last day before that you called that person and say you cannot go tomorrow because of diarrhea... This is consider heavy because last minute you cancel an appointment, not only this will spoil your impression but you'll make that person kinda mad as well.. Apologize alone won't do much now, pray that he's an understanding person or else it will cost a bomb on you!!


Serious : A same hang out which is scheduled 3 weeks ahead, today is the day you guys meet up... Let's say he purposely leave early to wait for you, mana tahu you called him and say you are not coming because of some emergency... In this case, apologize has no effect anymore, seriously you make him look like a retard alone waiting for you plus kena fly kite... If I kena this kind of kite, I'll sure fire the guy with loads of missiles....




It's very important and crucial when you make a commitment... It doesn't matter whether that hang out will be window shopping, fun or anything, its the sincerity that counts.... I know everyone has played both roles before...

Some people might be generous, and some could be very mean too...


How would you feel if someone has fly kite(you) you??

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Bad Influence

I know you want me, You know I want cha...


Yesterday a guy friend of mine called me and asked me to participate in a carnival debate friendly competition... With no experience in debate and I'm pretty much interested to try it out, so I went for it... My team is me and 2 ladies...

Motion (title) selected for the day is Should We Legalize Abortion in Malaysia ??? And the event goes on, so throughout the discussion I'm really acting fine until my teammate (2 girls) and my guy friend keep on psycho me about how strong the opponents are and that made me nervous...




So before the debate starts I requested to go toilet, actually main purpose was to go for a smoke... After I got my permission I talked to my team and something unexpected occurs...

Jerry : Hey girls, thanks to your psycho and made me so stressful, now I'm really nervous and I need a Cigg...

Girls : OMG, we are very nervous also because we are not really that good in debating.. We wanna smoke too!!!!

Jerry : *Stunned* Very funny ladies, thanks for being nice :)

Girls : We are serious, cut the crap and let's go.....

Jerry : Allright then.... *walks to the staircase* *Passed them the ciggs* Ok, here's the lighter... Ladies first :D *To see whether they are teasing me or being serious*

Girls : Ok thanks :D You know Jerry we've stopped smoking ever since we stepped into this Uni, but today we finally broke our record... (Let's release the tension)

Jerry : *WHAT THE FUADD!!!!*



Wow, I must say, I have become the (千古罪人) "thousand years criminal" ... I felt so bad after that, not because of discrimination but rather the responsibility...


May be I won't feel that bad if they buy it from me hor... Treat and Business Trade, 2 different thing wei, you guys get what I mean??


Wat do you say, I'm a badass or a kickass friend?? LoL~~~

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Singing Out Loud

It has become a habit that whenever I listen to any good music I'll sing along... When I was young, I find it just another entertainment, but as I grew older I find it stress relaxing....

Believe it or not singing out loud can actually release yourself out, not singing in heart that kind, but following the way they Tarik, the way the singer go high and low vocal, sing it out loud; it's fun....


Some people might feel a little shy to do so cause they don't wan their sexy voice to sound like aqua whenever they are trying to imitate the singer's voice LOL "Can't read mind, can't read mind, no we can read a mind, Fuckerface~~~~"

Not for me, sometimes when I go crazy, I would sing so loud until my neighbours ask me to shut up... Cause hor, I always ruin the good song's impression.....



This is their favourite line they love to tell me whenever I started singing " Jerry, please stop or else it's gonna rain" .. Like hell I care LOL!!!


Let out urself, let it all out... Usually beginners start by singing during their shower... Yea that's how I kick start my public singing career...



So do you sing a song loud?? Or you just hum it in your heart?? It makes a difference :D

Friday, October 2, 2009

2 Movies in a Row...

Sorry for the late update ... I believe my title explains it all.... Watched 2 movies in a row (Tsunami and G-Force) today ...

Not that I'm anticipating this kind of event to happen or feel excited for it, friend just happened to agree with watching those shows since alot people gave them high ratings....

I've never tried doing this before, even if I did the time is also separated, may be one in the morning or one at night...






That's why after I watched 2 movies in a row, felt like my Chi/Aura has been completely sucked out....

Now I'm in tremendous pain, can't explain whats the cause of it but most probably because of this movie thing...

Need some rest now, I'll drop by all your blogs early tomoro...


Gdnight readers... JerryKiat

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Butt Smell

Let's proceed to the Month of October woohoooo.... I feel this month is gonna be a hectic month, a few of my friends already had a bad start for this month, hope everything will run smoothly for everyone and myself la....


Smell can be wonderful and awful... I'm a smoker myself but my nose is very very sensitive to certain scent, especially bad odours...

Even from a mile away I can already smell them, rubbish juice smell, body odour and dot dot dot....






May be I'm born with it, or I'm just simply too "Yim Jiim" because I'm a spoilt brat... So normally when I smell something awful, I'll remove them if necessary.... Walk away if I can't do anything about it...

Body odor which comes out from ketiak, can be removed via Deodorant/ Anti perspirant.....

Bad breath which comes out from mouth, can be removed via Colgate/ Listerine/ Eclipse Peppermint Sweets...

HongKong Leg which comes out from foot, can be removed via Food Pat (can be bought from pharmacy)


And so the list goes on.....


But one thing I just can't get over it is the butt smell, wait a minute isit even coming out from the butt?? I don't know... It is trap within our underwear area.... How do I notice it??

When I do big business in toilet, I usually squat instead of sitting down... So whenever I remove my underwear plus my extra sensitive nose, ugh smells like rotten Cherry.... (For those who doesn't know, trying squatting down when you pull off your pants and face your head DOWN!!!) Or if you feel that's troublesome, you can jus smell your underwear LOL!!!!!

Isit from the public hair region?? Or isit from the balls?? Or isit from the assh***??

And how do I get rid of the smmmeeeelllllll??

PS: My Uni's Wifi doesn't block the word BUTT!!!!