Settings my Priorities Crooked

Months ago when I started this blog, once in a while I'll complain about myself this and that... Then my fellow blogger friends will share with me their opinions, one of them pin-point the exact flaw in me, which is something like this..

"Jerry, you just don't know how to put priorities straight.. (The opposite of straight is Crooked, that explains my title for this entry).. For everything else, you're doing fine"

I guess he had a point there... I can't remember who said that but this thing just came into my mind.... Well, dam right he is..



So, about the flaw... My main Priority is Computer... Follow by the rest Family ; Brothers ; Friends ; Study... They are not in order, just that I'm pretty sure computer is the main one...

Priority being at position # 1 means that the time spent on it will definitely be way much longer compare to others, hence I won't be able distribute my time evenly with other priorities..

Nothing seems to be able to defeat the Computer Priority except for Money... Fact that I'm freaking broke now leaves me no choice but to devote myself into work, my main Priority has been replaced with Money (work), follow by Computer and the rest... I'm not complaining anything, just that I really need that money for further use....


The time now is 5.45 am, I just got back from work .. Yes I sell ass for money o.o Pretty much exhausted though but here I am writing this entry...





See the thing is I haven been replying comments and dropping comments in any blogs..

I do read your blogs, just that I didn't drop comment.... My deepest apologies to you all...

I wanted to be like the rest of the students, enjoying their holiday with lots of sleep, vacation, hang outs, clubbing and fun... I don't want this Money minded thingy to come in between all these fun I'm suppose to have, so whenever I'm "free", I'll try to fill in my time with some company as long as they don't give me headaches and problems...


Gdnite readers.....

Foolish Encounter

Yesterday when I went to work, my boss gave me a delivery task to do... I need to deliver a parcel to somewhere in Shah Alam... Sadly I'm using bike and at that time, no other company's vehicle was available so I'm forced to use my bike to ride all the way there...

My working location is near Tasik Selatan, from here all the way to Shah Alam takes around 1 hours... Come and go meaning 2 hours straight riding a bike.. Seriously I tell you I have the tightest butt yesterday...

When I get off from the bike, my butt is as stiff as a rock...




That wasn't all that serious compare to this one... When I was on my way back, I looked at my fuel meter, it is red and I thought it is just enough to drive another 4 km to the nearest BP oil station...

After I drove about 2 km, the bike started choking, then slows down... I looked around and I was like OMG not now!!! There's like another 2 km to go pls just let me make it there!!!


In the end, I didn't manage to reach the oil station and I'm stuck in the middle of the road...



Guess what I did, I pushed my bike all the way to that petrol station.. Along the highway, I can feel all those cars speeding pass me, and I was just by the roadside, pushing and soaking under the heat like orang gila... Plus the bike is heavy somemore..

I've tried calling for help but everyone was too busy with work... What a bad experience, and I should have just go for Petronas on the way back, wonder why I must insist on BP....

Kick start your day...

I always feel dam annoyed whenever the first thing I hear and see in the morning is the CB alarm clock... Especially when they have a bee buzzing tone, Gosh feel like throwing that alarm away...

How nice if when you open your eyes, first thing is you can have a look at your love one...

Knowing that I have a habit of sleeping late, whether an artificial alarm or human alarm is a must for me...So I personally find a way to handle this problem..


Which is so set the alarm 1 hour earlier.. Say my working time is 10 am and I'm suppose to start preparing by 9am.. Instead of setting the alarm at 9 am, I'll set it at may be 7.50am..

When it's time (7.50), I'll wake up from time to time and snooze all the way up to 9 am... Then only start preparing... During that 1 hour time interval, I will be half asleep, laze around on bed, doing some stretches to refresh my mind before I hop on the the computer....

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I'll end here........


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Just received a morning call from boss, got to go early today.. See ya guys..

Stuck at Dead End

Things are going pretty much as planned, though I have started working, but some things seem to be missing...

I tried picking up what I've left behind for the 1 and a half month, but I can't....Everything feels like water, because whenever I tried to pick it up, it just flow out of my hands ...

Funny thing is that how I mentioned in my previous post about keeping a positive mind by keeping myself busy... Turn around this post is be the exact opposite of it...





Sometimes it feels like the mind is playing tricks on me, when my instinct tells me that I should STOP thinking about it, but my actions and emotion has taken control over me instead....

How do you continue to care for someone when he/she is reluctant acknowledge it??

Obviously stop wasting time and move on... There are many other people out there who are worth to care for... Easier said than done when you have to face him almost everyday... I tried to come out with so many different types of personality to bury myself, only to know that those mini acts are futile, all the ending is just the same, one way or another I'll backfire myself...




I kept thinking about this statement, "If you love someone, if that person is happy, you'll be happy too" .. This is what I called, unconditional love... I can never achieve this level, not at least till I really realize the term "Give & Take"...

I can make life looks so easy from the outside.. Yet I make life looks so complicated from the inside...


Hmmm, feels ***** (Duno what word to use) to be emo sometimes, it changes my Heart-Of-Stone into Heart-Of-Flesh ... Because whenever there's touching scene in drama, tears flow out of my eyes automatically...

Goodnight readers

Having a Positive Mind...

Allright, Exams are over.. What's next?? Holiday...

A short period of break before I start my year 2 sem 2... I'm so gonna enjoy this one and a half months of break.....

I always wish I were rich, then I can just screw around these 40++ days playing and flirting around... Messing up my sleeping time, sitting in front of PC whole day...



But I don't think that's ever gonna happen... One year's time I only have this one time long break, hence this is the best time for me to get a quick 1 month job... To reload my money supply!!!

Because all this while there's only withdrawal, no deposit at all... Plus I'm a big spender, my bank is really going dry if it keeps on going like this..

Besides, sitting at home everyday, if a person is too free or always have nothing to do, all those negative thoughts will come in....



The best way to overcome all those is to keep myself busy.... This time I'm planning keep myself busy by masturbating working, and some hang outs may be when there's free time...

Probably I'll be blogging less for these coming days, well nothing special seems to be happening in my life though ~~~

Anyway, I wonder why readers are more fond of reading "dirty" materials like sex, gay encounter or bla bla bla...

Cold Like Fire

Great, everything has come to an end.... Whatever the result is, just let it beee~~~..

As I've said before, one thing that I must do after my exam is to dye my hair.. At first the colour that come into my mind was Purple... Then again, I figure that it wouldn't look nice..

So I changed my mind, May be blue would suit me and it brings the theme "Hot As Ice".. Not much of a Britney Spear fans, just listens to her songs....





When I looked at my Fortune Pentagram... It says that Blue is not a suitable colour for me... Again, need to come up with another colour...

In the report it says Red suits me, since Red is the direct opposite of "Hot As Ice", best suit the theme "Cold Like Fire"...

Decision is final, so I went into the saloon and come out with...



Mission Accomplished :)

Going back KL now, see ya....

Runs Tomorrow...

Finally, tomorrow this is the word I've been waiting to hear for a long time now.... I can't believe it, because the feeling has already overwhelmed me and I find it so hard to focus... And the time seems to go so slow, so I had to find myself something to kill time again...

Yea, TVB drama again that is...



Anyway, thank god my exam ends at tomorrow because if you read the news lately, I think there's raining season in some parts of the country... Places like Kelantan (Gua Musang), Johor (Mersing, Kluang) have been warned that there might be a high risk of flooding..

While I was having my dinner last night, after watching the news, I called my mom immediately to ask if my Grandmother in Gua Musang is safe there?? Surprising she calm me down by saying

"Granny is already in KL and the place has been flooded few days ago, wait until you call die lo zzzz...." WTFF




Tomoro right after exam I'll be heading down to saloon, then back to hostel to pack up, and get out of this Shit Hole!!!

Ciao....


**Someone buy me McDonald's Apple Pie pleaseeeeeeee**

Do you eat Wax??

Instant noodles... One of the most economic food in the world, especially for us students when our pocket money is going Low... Or even workers when they wanna save money...

It is cheap, filling and delicious, over the years instant noodles have become part of our lives.. That's why now it comes with all kinds of flavour like Bak Kut Teh, Tom Yam, Chicken and you name it...





I'm sure everyone would have known by now, that in each pack of noodle you eat, the noodle which is in a solid form like the image above is made out of Wax... The purpose of wax is to harden up the noodles and made them last longer so they wouldn't expire quickly...

With that info in mind, many emails and words were being spread throughout the world to guide people the "best way to have a 'healthy' instant noodle". Trick is to filter the noodles with hot water the first time, and pour it away...

I do filter the water everytime I have it, but when I'm having noodle meal together with my friends, they just eat it along with the wax.... I found it weird and ended up asking them..

Jerry : "Don't you know there's wax inside? Why don you wash away the wax first??"
Friends : " I know, very mafan la.. Besides, I've grown up with wax in my stomach, if they were to do any harm, I would have kena it by now..."

This image was taken by me, the bubbles on the surface are wax

With my friend's respond, I kept my silence because I know there's no point anymore... Not only they eat it with wax, but they finish the entire cup of "soup" as well... Bottoms up...

May be some of the taste is being added into the wax, somehow it taste is richer when you mix the wax together.. I don't always eat it, may be once in a week or two... But it taste flavourless everytime hmmm.....


So guys, do you filter the hot water, or you eat the wax along??

Taxi Prank

Hmmm, let's see... Already 22 hours since I made my last post and I'm still awake now, writing my next entry...

You must be wondering, why the hell am I doing staying awake and don't go to bed??

Let me explain in detail, but first let's backtrack to 22 hours ago where I mentioned I was gonna watch 2012... (My previous post)

Everything did go as planned, my friends came out from the exam hall, after reunite we headed down town to watch it... Pretty cool and dramatic movie with lots and lots of effects..

After the show the time was around 5.30 evening, so our next destination is Cyber Cafe... I've made appointment with the Taxi Driver to pick us up at 12 am in the morning, around 8 hours ago....





Exactly 12am, I gave him a call again.. He never picked up, after a couple of tries, his wife finally picked up the phone and says he sleeping... WTFBBQ!!!

I was stunned and the reason why I only choose this taxi is because them uncle gave us special rates where each person only charges about Rm 4, whereby other taxi at 12am they would have slaughter us for (Rm 30) per ride...m

And so, we decide to save up the money and stayed up all night in cyber cafe instead... Just called him a while ago and finally... He woke up...

My head feels kinda dizzy and heavy now, gotta go for breakfast with my friends, head back to hostel... Grab a shower, and go to bed!!!

Ughh, what a long and tiring day... Feels like I'm already too old for all this CyberCafe all night thingy..... Good Day guys...

Disastrous Day...

It's the Final Countdown te te te teng, te te te te teng... I always love to hum the music along when I feel high....

4 down 1 more to go, 4 more days to go bright and shiney!!!!!

Tips given by lecturer are so reliable, funny thing is that many of the students are still in exam hall and I'm already blogging here LOL!!!





Oh I forgot, about the title today, it's not meant for me. My day is just awesome and what I meant was for the premier of 2012 (Disaster Movie)...

After I finish this entry and wait the rest to come out from the exam hall, I'll be heading down town with my friends to watch the premier... Time to relax ourselves haha...




Really duno what to expect from this movie though, everything seems too fake to me, the graphics and the mass effect.. It's beyond Bomblastic...

What do you guys expect from this show??

Underwear For Men...

I'm not truly a big fan of underwear though, if any of you wanna seek advise about underwear, I strongly recommend Simon to do it because he's an underwear expert.. LOL!!!!

Talk about underwear, I've been wearing it for about ummmm 16 years already.. I'm not particular about the brands and types, no matter what type they are they still serves me the purpose, which is keeping my boy still and steady...





One thing I've notice is that whenever I wear a medium tight ones, it gets a little uncomfortable sometimes and I always make the wrong parking.. Also a lot of clipping cases whereby my hands need to move down constantly to Un-clip them, even worst when it erects...

The solution would be trimming my hair short and make sure I parked nicely everytime before I zip it.... All these are cases still tolerable, but then after 10 years of wearing it, I still can't get a proper solution for some of the bigger side-effects like :

1) Sometimes I do sweat, when that happens the heat traps inside, it will itch and I'm forced to scratch it, ended up with a couple of red patches down there... Argh, okay we don't have air-conditional everywhere here and most of the time the weather is hot!!!

2) I duno whether I'm the only one or what, my boy should be facing straight looking downwards instead of left or right... But most of the time, it is skewed to the right and no matter how I bend it **Ouch**, it's as though my original position is the Right Side!!!




I've been thinking, since nowadays more and more people are wearing boxers (not the one that look like short pants), I wanted to try it out too...

I think it's the best replacement for underwear instead of not wearing any, I know there are some daring people who doesn't wear anything inside 24/7...

So guys, what do you think?? Do you wear boxers or underwear??

Is boxer good??

College Life = Fun??

3 down, 2 to go.. Counting down 7 days....

One thing you guys need to know is that I'm so sick of exam...

I believe most people define college life as something Fun, a phase in their life where they get to play & enjoy the most... That's for majority, well so do I...

But sometimes I can't help myself to think that, why my University's syllabus is so weird... I'll tell you why.. Back then in Secondary and Pre-U, I study 2 years for one final paper, that 2 years syllabus is 10 thick books (10 subjects), they all hit you one shot in SPM or STPM.... 2 years and 10 books, fair enough ...





But now, my course is separated into semesters, each semester I have 7 subjects, and each subject I have one Fucking thick book to read... That's not all, after one semester, another 7 new subjects will be offered to me and that's ANOTHER 7 books to read...

You do the math, I have 8 semester, 8 * 7 = 56, a total of 56 books throughout 3 and a half years, isn't that insane?? You wanna know where lecturer's note came from?? They came from the thick book also, so normally they cincai-cincai do the notes for you, in the end you still have to crawl back to the book...

Most of the knowledge will be returned back to lecturer during holidays because I don't even need them in my following sems, it's like a complete new thing to study with a whole new syllabus.... One sem only last around 4 months, 4 months and 7 books, so this is the so-called "Fun"...




Not every book is that thick la, even half of it is enough to kill me... I'm not a book worm, I can never sit still and study for an hour, even if I do sit there I can tell you that my mind will fly somewhere else for sure...

The main difference of college life and school life is just the monthly allowance and the freedom only what... I rather choose to stay in school life if I have the chance, at least I don't have to suite myself for changes and blardy whole load of assignments... I hate changes, they are jus too dam troublesome... For the sake of what? Sand Paper. Sand Paper for what? Job. Job for what? Money.. It's all about money... Pui


Now this is what life's all about, don't you think??

Inspiration-less

When I was about write something this afternoon, hostel's wifi let me down.. Turn out I need to walk to the nearest Cyber Cafe available here... And I've totally forgotten what to write now..

Not that I'm saying things I write will attract your interest, but staying in this ShitHole for so long, I feel that my inspiration is getting lesser and lesser....


Well, may be that's why they say "Eat it while its hot", the exact same meaning...





Nevermind, it doesn't matter, these days I'm watching this Chinese Drama called "You're Hired". The storyline talks about a guy who works as a business advisor, it's nice and meaningful...

I kinda learn a few things from this drama after watching it.. Some of the things I know it all along, just that after watching this show it reminded me somehow... In life, there's no absolute Mr Nice guy. Where he is gonna help you despite what you did to him, throwing all the blame on him, thrashing him and he will still stand by your side and offer his help... People like this already extinct ...

I know sometimes these drama try to reflect human's behavior, but still these are all Acting, where they will exxagerate those so-called "behaviors"...




That's first, second thing is that, we can't please everyone in this world.. No matter what you do, how good you try to be.. Yeah, you can never live up to the expectations of everyone's eye... May be I can please this group because of my style and my attitude, but I can never please that group ALSO because of my style and attitude...

It's just tiring trying to be what others want me to be. I've been thinking, so what for I need to be the Prince, I really can't see the difference even if I play my role as a Dark Prince...

Nuff-Said..

The MisMatch Wedding

I've receive this from an email a couple of days ago, it's funny when I look that the way they shoot those wedding pictures.. It's like a trend these days, where girl dress as guy and guy dress as girl. For what?? to make their wedding more "Memorable" or more "Colourful" ??

Perhaps they are getting kinky!!! Enjoy the pics...







If there's ever a wedding for me, of course both of us has to be in Tuxedo LOL!!!! I mean if....

Have a pleasant Friday everyone :)

Counting down 10 more days...

Craving for A Heater

It was a fine morning, I wake up as early as 7 am.. Did a little stretches and get off from the bed. Grabbed my towel, walked downstairs and get myself ready for a shower.... Inside the toilet, before opening the tap, I'll look at the shower-head and mumble "Here We Go Again!!!"

Then in an instant, water rushing down from the pipe and there will be lots of sound effect coming out from the toilet *wou hooo ahhh oohooooo*




No matter how hot the weather or how cold it is, University students' hostel doesn't supply Water Heater.. They don't come in a package.. So every morning or every midnight, no matter how cold the temperature is, like it or not I still have to shower with cold water...

Seems like going back in time where those people shower with cold water from the bath tub, I can hardly see all these in City Center's houses now, cept for those kampung-kampung places lah...

Honestly, I'm so dependent on this heater, when I'm in KL, despite the scorching heat, I still shower with heater on (Just tune the heater level slightly lower)... Do you??




Can you imagine when you wake up feeling cozy and comfortable, and need to get splashed by that nasty cold water, where you just feel like do it fast and comes out in an instant?? I'm always forced do that...

Unlike in KL, wakes up 7am, I can grab a nice warm hot shower, take my time showering. Can even doze off during shower because it's just too dam comfortable...

That's why most of the time if I have morning classes THAT early, I usually just brush my teeth and wash my face... Shower?? Nah I'll skip it... So instead of having that wake up hair look, I also have that wake up smell too..

Uh...Really hope that the Government can treat us (Uni Students) better, install one Water Heater in every house la, since we pay for the hostel fee anyway.....

Late Night Supper

Just when you're feeling hungry, and you are looking for something to eat in the middle of the night... No, so sick of fastfood like Mcdonalds thanks to their Mcvalue lunch, so sick of Mamak Stalls with either Roti Canai or Goreng Goreng stuffs...

Guess what, Lut Lut is the best solution for all... Easy, fast and nice...






Lut Lut used to cook with only boiling water, now they come with deep fry style also.. Where you can have fried sausages, fried chicken, fried bacon and many others and they only cost around Rm 2 a stick...!!


Seriously, if your mouth is feeling a little itchy and feel like finding something to warm your stomach in the middle of the night, Lut Lut is always a good option..


Bet you are feeling hungry now if you're reading this in the middle of the night :D

Dirty Dream

Counting Down 15 Days



Entering the month of November, the time has come for my finals.. 15 days and 5 subjects to go.... Spent my entire study week in ShitHole... I really miss everyone in Kl, I really do..

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Ok, come back to today's entry... Yesterday after I posted my "I Hate Frog" entry, I felt a little tired, while lying down on my bed studying, I fell asleep...

Odd enough I had a dream during my nap, I've never had a dream for so long and yesterday's dream was a weird and dirty/naughty one...





It started off with me as a swimming coach (Yeah a swimming coach like Takashi LoL) , it was a public swimming pool so all my students is wearing only Undy (triangle or square typed)....

Halfway during the class, one of the students came up to me and say "Coach, I wanna pee, can I??".. I told him No, you have to go to the bathroom.. So after that incident, I kind of imagined something out from there, whereby the next day I built a public pee-ing place for guys just beside the pool and it's very convenient for guys to just release it there and continue swimming...

Hence the next day, again everyone only in Undy, I made an announcement before they jump into the pool... I said "Guys, the next time whenever you feel like peeing, just head directly to that corner over there and do it... I've made things easy for you all, you can choose to leak with ur undy or take it out also can.."





They asked "How sir, how do we do it??"

"Let me demonstrate it for you!!", I said.. Being horny all the time, I was erecting and they can see that sharp point through my underwear but I still demonstrate it to them ... I didn't take it off though, instead I just release it directly like I would do in any swimming pool, then wash it with the shower tap before jumping into the pool again...

I thought I've made it clear enough for them, but all of them take it off when they release, Oh mama definitely heck of a view there... Again, few of them come up to me and asked "Sir, how do you release it with Undy on, I just don't know how, can you help me??"

"Sure!!", with a very chinky tone and a cheeky smile on my face... I walk towards them, rubbing my hands together to make sure it is warm... My hands were just 2 inches away from their undy before I heard someone singing, so loud until I turn my head around, and I opened my eyes... Looked at the surroundings, noticed that I'm on bed but my hands were in nipping position, getting ready to you-know-what......


SNAPPP!!! Who the FUCK SINGING SO LOUD MAN!!!!!!!!!!

I Hate Frogs!!!!

Before I go on, this is not the blogger Fable Fawg.... It is the original real frog I'm talking about...

Have you seen any frogs in real life before?? If you are from the city, probably the chances of seeing them are low because there aren't many jungles or forest habitat around for them... Well but for me its different case, here we have frogs and all kinds of insects everywhere, train worm, giant spiders, giant centipede, snake, giant lizard, owl, you name it....

I never really give a dam about them until recently....





When the weather rains at night, and the chilling wind blows... I'll be standing outside for a while to catch the comfortable weather with a cigg on my hand before I head to bed, usually that would be around midnight...

That's when disaster comes... All these frogs would appear out of nowhere, from longkang or the field and croak together!!! Oh my god they are jus so LOUD!!!

**EUNNNNN*** ***OUUUNNNN*** Hundreds of frog croaking together at the same time creating an opera in the middle of the night... Everytime when I go to bed, I have to shut my ears, and every 2 hours interval they'll wake me up again... No peace at all!!!





And so I went and search why the hell does a frog croaks, it says here

"In most frog species only the males croak. They croak to attract female frogs for breeding, and to warn away other male frogs from their territory. Female frogs think croaking is very sexy.

Many kinds of frogs puff themselves up enormously with air when they croak. This amplifies the sounds made by the frog's vocal chords, kind of like how the stretched membrane of a drum works. This is why a little critter like a frog can make such loud noises!"

Croaking is very sexy huh?? Sounds like a nightmare to me, it only happens during night and when the ground is wet... I already have a few sleepless night thanks to them... My friend even gave these croakings a nickname, he call it "Frog Remp-It"...

Ahhh, somebody helpp!!!!